texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[enkidoh]

i am not a buff guy and i do not think precious is a good way to describe you, hector.

you are more. you look like a likeable human.

[escardos]

i honestly don’t think you need to know!

[stopfen]

[Who da hell is dis?]

A pit

I've seen giant rabbits here. But it doesn't look like it was a rabbit. Not a large one, I wouldn't have a garden left if it was.

[futhark]

Maybe it will give you a funny squeaky voice.

Maybe you'll light up like a lamp in the dark.

Or maybe you will compulsion to drink with me again. I'll leave pondering, enjoy the suspense!

[futhark]

Geez, am I the only one who remembers what the chair was used for? That's no fun. A legend forgotten.

[futhark]

Probably? There's a spell to repair every damn thing.

Aside from dignity.

[futhark]

It very much is.

But do they even have beer in France?

Alex Benedetto | Gangsta. | Merrow

[sing_for_me]

1. I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Deal with it.

2. I just remembered something from last night. check your pockets.

3. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

4. Yours was better

5. Not my fault they can't breathe under water

6. wildcard/text her!

[kuroi_taiyo]

Then you're welcome~

Mm. Are you talking about the hoof marks?

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[futhark]

How am I supposed to not judge you when you ask me for that?

[kuroi_taiyo]

You can't repair something you give away. If you had it at all.

[battlebound]

[ who knows how he got this picture, but he did, so have it. ]

[kuroi_taiyo]

Sorta like how you eat a woman out, but you can do it for everyone. Fingering, licking and things like that.

It's not cannibalism.

[battlebound]

[ sIGH. Steak's life is suffering. ]

You aren't going to be a pirate if you're on land!!!

[petcromancer]

Acceptable. You two can come over.

[joies]

Unfortunately my dear, you did make those words with your mouth.

Drink makes us do things we would rarely do, so don't fret too much.

Red Wine | Food Fantasy

[judgementor]

1. Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?

2. So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?

3. I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.

4. So you threw a sword at me last night.

5. text him?

[joies]

Because I'm confident in my strength.

[Okay that seems like a reasonable answer - ]

And I had you there, so I had nothing to fear.

[- Never mind she's just going to keep flirting.]

[petcromancer]

...[Oh, Enkidu.]

I know I'm not precious. It's not literal.

Do you...understand the concept of saying something inaccurate in bed to please a lover?

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[battlebound]

Is that how I lost it?

[battlebound]

I'll leave him with you.

[ f r e e d o m ???? ]

[judgementor]

You lost it when I ducked and it went through the window.

[battlebound]

Dammit.

Come on. We're going to find it.

[ His other is still missing, thanks to those weird things from the expedition. ]

[sing_for_me]

It's a legitimate request!

[petcromancer]

I said buff 'guys', plural. If you're only providing one questionable friend, you're staying. If he agrees with you pimping him out like this, he probably wants you there too.