texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

Comments

[escardos]

i honestly don’t think you need to know!

[curruid_coinchenn]

my bed looks like a beach. explain.

[escardos]

i wanted to see how long it would take you to wake up

so i threw dirt on you

but you kept sleeping so i went to bed

[curruid_coinchenn]

why did you have dirt in the house in the first place? and enough of it to cover my bed? where did you get it from?

what's wrong with you? why are you like this?

[escardos]

there’s always flower shops to buy them from!

[ and random potted plants too. ]

but nothing is wrong with me!! i was just curious!!

[curruid_coinchenn]

you threw dirt on me because i was asleep.

you could have done so many other things instead of that and yet you did that. your curiosity is weird and a problem.

[escardos]

look you know the phrase “sleep like the dead”? it was my inspiration! you were suuuper knocked out! and i had a lot of dirt! don’t tell me you wouldn’t do the same!

[curruid_coinchenn]

i wouldn't! i'd dump them out of bed and see if they woke up. i wouldn't throw dirt over them unless they pissed me off and i wanted to send a message.

[escardos]

well i wanted to send a message too!!!!

[curruid_coinchenn]

you're cleaning the dirt out of my bed.

[escardos]

AT LEAST GET THE MESSAGE I WANTED TO SEND BY DOING THIS

[curruid_coinchenn]

and what message is that? don't be a heavy sleeper?

[escardos]

ok so two messages

the other is that i was lonely and i wanted you to wake up

[curruid_coinchenn]

shake me. crawl into bed with me. you know i don't sleep well most of the time, you should have been happy i was actually asleep for once.

[escardos]

im sorryyyyyy

i'll clean it up

[curruid_coinchenn]

good.

and don't do this again.