texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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Comments

[petcromancer]

I said buff 'guys', plural. If you're only providing one questionable friend, you're staying. If he agrees with you pimping him out like this, he probably wants you there too.

[battlebound]

[ Who said he agreed? ]

I don't care. I'm no mercenary who cuddles people for money. You can have the one who claims he is.

[petcromancer]

Fine. Don't get jealous when we have fun without you.

[battlebound]

Why would I be jealous?!

[petcromancer]

Oh, no reason, I'm sure.