texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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[battlebound]

[ sIGH. Steak's life is suffering. ]

You aren't going to be a pirate if you're on land!!!

[synchroswim]

i gotta be able to get around on land somehow, right?? i cant do everything from the water! thatd be like
dooming myself to the whole davy jones life!
i heard if that guy wanted to go on land he needed to walk in BUCKETS and i cant do that for soooooooooo many reasons so the shopping cart suuuuuper comes in handy :(