texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[enkidoh]

i am not a buff guy and i do not think precious is a good way to describe you, hector.

you are more. you look like a likeable human.

[petcromancer]

...[Oh, Enkidu.]

I know I'm not precious. It's not literal.

Do you...understand the concept of saying something inaccurate in bed to please a lover?

[enkidoh]

if you say something inaccurate when pleasing someone who's called a lover, that lover-person will not be pleased.

so do not say anything inaccurate.

it would lessen the time spent in bed.

[petcromancer]

I

[Talking to Enkidu about bedroom practices feels almost as wrong as the time he said 'fuck' in front of Leslie. He's going to type this out as delicately as possible, but he still hates it.]

Have you never called someone a pet name...a term of endearment...or said something hyperbolic like 'I'll die if you don't touch me'? It's like that. You say something to convey a feeling, even though it's not true.

[enkidoh]

[Oh Hector, you sweet summer child.]

now why would you lie to the one you are sharing the bed with? if i tell my friend that i want to be touched he might be playful at first but eventually he will touch me.

i think the word you are looking for is 'exaggerating'.

[petcromancer]

[Hector's over here getting kinkshamed by clay. He's giving up.]

Alright. Am I not allowed to 'exaggerate' that I'm precious?