texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[boneofsword]

[Marking is a Big Deal. God forbid another dragon marking his treasure. Covering marks with his own is going to be a pain. For Cu.]

Tone doesn't convey well in text. It's good to know you don't mind my habits.

[battlebound]

[ Who said he agreed? ]

I don't care. I'm no mercenary who cuddles people for money. You can have the one who claims he is.

[judgementor]

You threw it out there, you find it.

[petcromancer]

Fine. Don't get jealous when we have fun without you.

[battlebound]

[ so close, Persie. ]

You are a skilled warrior.

[ A compliment? From this grump??? ]

[battlebound]

You—!!
How long could that take alone?

[battlebound]

Why would I be jealous?!

[enkidoh]

that makes everything more clear. is it a human thing to refer to that as 'eating out'? i think it would be more logic to refer to it as 'licking one's ass for pleasure'.

it is more clear that way.

[judgementor]

I guess you're going to find out, aren't you.

Percy de Rolo | Critical Role

[gunsmithed]

1. I'm cuddly. Deal with it.

2. Do you ever look at your life and go "I'm too sober for this bullshit"?

3. We blew shit up too. With a cannon.

4. Awoke with 47 small metal ornaments in my bed and on surrounding floor. Explanation?

5. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but phylactery right.

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[cryptsleeper]

...Wrong number, Hector.

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[cryptsleeper]

All the fucking time, but especially here.

[battlebound]

Fuck you, Red Wine.

[cardtrick]

great! i'll meet you there.

do you think they'll like my magic act?

[ Please stop her. ]

1/2

[cardtrick]

pockets can be picked! nobody robs a pair of panties!

[cardtrick]

... well. there was that one guy. he stole all sorts of panties to get to mine.

[cardtrick]

do you think it was a mole?

[gunsmithed]

Oh good, it's not just me. Why haven't we gone drinking yet?

s3's wine mom energy is a blessing in this exact moment

[cryptsleeper]

Why go out when you can stay in with a better bottle of wine?

I really need to watch this show

[gunsmithed]

That is an excellent point.

yesplz

[cryptsleeper]

It is~

[spaghettimonster]

OH, OF COURSE. I MUST HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE UP MORE WEAPONS TRAINING...

IS CORNNOBBLING THE SECOND STEP??

[curruid_coinchenn]

my bed looks like a beach. explain.

[enkidoh]

if you say something inaccurate when pleasing someone who's called a lover, that lover-person will not be pleased.

so do not say anything inaccurate.

it would lessen the time spent in bed.

[spaghettimonster]

DID I??? I WOULD BE A COOL SKELETON EITHER WAY.

AND I'M SURE I COULD GET A FUR JACKET.