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Percy de Rolo | Critical Role

[gunsmithed]

1. I'm cuddly. Deal with it.

2. Do you ever look at your life and go "I'm too sober for this bullshit"?

3. We blew shit up too. With a cannon.

4. Awoke with 47 small metal ornaments in my bed and on surrounding floor. Explanation?

5. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but phylactery right.

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[cryptsleeper]

All the fucking time, but especially here.

[gunsmithed]

Oh good, it's not just me. Why haven't we gone drinking yet?

s3's wine mom energy is a blessing in this exact moment

[cryptsleeper]

Why go out when you can stay in with a better bottle of wine?

I really need to watch this show

[gunsmithed]

That is an excellent point.

yesplz

[cryptsleeper]

It is~

[gunsmithed]

I don't suppose you'd be willing to share?

[cryptsleeper]

I might.

What's your schedule look like? And your place or mine?

[gunsmithed]

Yours, if you have the wine. I'm fairly sure I can make time for that.

[cryptsleeper]

How about tomorrow evening then? Bring snacks.

[gunsmithed]

I think I can manage that. Anything else?

[cryptsleeper]

Not that I can think of.

[gunsmithed]

Fair enough.

Exactly how much wine do you have?

[cryptsleeper]

....Enough.

Red or white?

[gunsmithed]

As long as it's alcohol, I really don't care.

[cryptsleeper]

Got it~

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[spaghettimonster]

WELL, I WAS DRUNK. I DON'T DRINK AND WRITE 'DRUNKEN' VERY MUCH.

BUT THE WORD PHYLACTERY WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

[gunsmithed]

It's still rather impressive. How often do you discuss phylacteries?

[spaghettimonster]

RARELY! VERY RARELY. THEY'RE NOT A THING WHERE I COME FROM. EXCEPT MAYBE IN FICTION.

BUT. AFTER THOSE NECROMANCERS... I DECIDED TO DO SOME READING. AND THEN SOME DRINKING. DRINKING BECAUSE OF THE READING.

[gunsmithed]

Ah. Yes. I can understand that.

[spaghettimonster]

PHEW. I'M GLAD IT'S NOT JUST ME. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT...

ARE SKELETONS LIKE THAT WHERE YOU COME FROM???

[gunsmithed]

Like what, raised by necromancers? Largely.

[spaghettimonster]

UGH. WHY ARE HUMAN WORLDS SO TERRIBLE.