texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[spaghettimonster]

STYLING! WHAT KIND OF CAPE? HEROIC? DISTANT TRAVELER? OR VILLAIN?

(WHAT COLOR IS IT? HOW WELL DOES IT BILLOW?)

[escardos]

dark blue with red!!! it's like an evil coat, but i'm not evil. i guess i could try to act evil to be in character tho!

and it billows SUPER well. like i could almost fly!!

[spaghettimonster]

INCREDIBLE! ACTS OF ACTUAL VILLAINY ARE OPTIONAL, AND DISCOURAGED... BUT EVERYONE SHOULD CULTIVATE A GOOD MANIACAL LAUGH.

YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO LEVITATION MAGIC... AND REALLY PULL THE LOOK TOGETHER!

[escardos]

oh man i dont have an evil laugh yet!! i have to practice one! can you help me out!?

[spaghettimonster]

UHHHHH. YEAH, OF COURSE! THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW TO COACH MANIACAL LAUGHTER BY TEXT...

I GUESS. THE FIRST PLACE TO START IS. MAKE SURE IT'S A COMFORTABLE LAUGH. FOR YOU. LIKE YOU COULD KEEP GOING FOR TWENTY, THIRTY SECONDS.

(DON'T GO THAT LONG, EXCEPT IN THE MOST EXTREME SCENARIO.)

text > voice

[escardos]

alright alright, listen to this!

[ flat switches over to voice really quickly, in order to give the fellow stranger a good try! there's the sound of a deep breath and then-- ]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your little group will never! catch me now!