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dagung2020-03-21 06:06 pm
thejoyrider) wrote in dagung2020-03-21 06:06 pm
texts from last full moon
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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)
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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)
1. Just don't be mad... but I might have walked out of that party with an additional Bond.
2. It's all about French language, French food, French kissing, French architecture... All the good stuff.
3. I am keeping a list of Mirrorbound who do not believe me when I say I was a mother of four. It's getting too long.
4. who is James Bond and is he in Aefenglom? I WANT TO MEET HIM
5. or text her?
2. It's all about French language, French food, French kissing, French architecture... All the good stuff.
3. I am keeping a list of Mirrorbound who do not believe me when I say I was a mother of four. It's getting too long.
4. who is James Bond and is he in Aefenglom? I WANT TO MEET HIM
5. or text her?
1. I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but I don't know if that was a dream or not.
2. If you don't want me in your room then lock your door better.
3. We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
4. [ text him! ]
2. If you don't want me in your room then lock your door better.
3. We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
4. [ text him! ]
1. Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape"
2. Just an FYI, tetherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever
3. Aw he's cute...not in a "I wanna rip his clothes off" way, more of a "put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet"
4. Make sure I look cute passed out on the couch.
5. [text him!]
2. Just an FYI, tetherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever
3. Aw he's cute...not in a "I wanna rip his clothes off" way, more of a "put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet"
4. Make sure I look cute passed out on the couch.
5. [text him!]
clearly we should party together next time o/
[Marie, she is a kid...]
[Marie, she is a kid...]
1. Of course I licked it.
2. I almost drowned someone last night singing to Knights of the Black Death...
3. I need a full moons partner. You don't know how hard it is to reliably find someone to sleep with when you're stuck in the middle of the ocean.
4. I didn't get to the water in time... can you bring a cart?
5. Text him!
2. I almost drowned someone last night singing to Knights of the Black Death...
3. I need a full moons partner. You don't know how hard it is to reliably find someone to sleep with when you're stuck in the middle of the ocean.
4. I didn't get to the water in time... can you bring a cart?
5. Text him!
Leave this to me! I brought hair accessories and makeup kit
Can you try staying in a river instead? Or a pond? Or maybe the fountain near Diplomatea?
1. I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
2. I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
3. Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog parents.
2. I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
3. Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog parents.
I do have a pool, but
Wait, are you suggesting I have sex in a public fountain?
Wait, are you suggesting I have sex in a public fountain?
1. He's either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
2. People don't tend to mess with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face.
3. Why are you drunk at the library?
4. Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
5. Text her.
2. People don't tend to mess with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face.
3. Why are you drunk at the library?
4. Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
5. Text her.
Edited 2020-03-21 18:29 (UTC)
1. Be honest, is changing into a dragon in the middle of sex a mood killer? Some people are into that right?
2. All I remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed.
3. Proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked cart with his mouth hanging open because of the shirt I'm wearing.
4. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair.
5. (Or text her!)
2. All I remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed.
3. Proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked cart with his mouth hanging open because of the shirt I'm wearing.
4. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair.
5. (Or text her!)
1. As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
2. I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads. Don't tell me i'm not resourceful.
3. Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again.
4. I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me.
5. text him!
2. I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads. Don't tell me i'm not resourceful.
3. Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again.
4. I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me.
5. text him!
1. I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me.
2. What day is it and did you see me today?
3. Im drinking an entire bottle of wine straight from the bottle at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
4. MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally attained romance and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
5. Text her.
2. What day is it and did you see me today?
3. Im drinking an entire bottle of wine straight from the bottle at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
4. MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally attained romance and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
5. Text her.
I told you, I wasn't naked!
[ His shorts were just hard to see through the tentacles. ]
[ His shorts were just hard to see through the tentacles. ]
Isn't it? Nobody deserves it more than he does, to be honest.
1. Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good his fire resistances are.
2. I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against dragon in my house but here we are.
3. I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from the Full Moon than that battle in Wildes where we all nearly died.
4. Best idea ever: Giving fae a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. What could go wrong?
5. Wildcard
2. I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against dragon in my house but here we are.
3. I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from the Full Moon than that battle in Wildes where we all nearly died.
4. Best idea ever: Giving fae a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. What could go wrong?
5. Wildcard
Edited 2020-03-21 18:45 (UTC)
1. repodl,sfrknrreoapd
2. I woke up with more money than I had when I went out. Do you know why?
3. The shell on my arm just flaked off. There's more shell under it. Is this a fae thing or should I go to the infirmary?
4. I think rabbits keep eating my plants. Or Trucy is. And I fell in another pit while looking. Why are there so many?
5. Text her
2. I woke up with more money than I had when I went out. Do you know why?
3. The shell on my arm just flaked off. There's more shell under it. Is this a fae thing or should I go to the infirmary?
4. I think rabbits keep eating my plants. Or Trucy is. And I fell in another pit while looking. Why are there so many?
5. Text her
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