texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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flat escardos | fate/strange fake | witch

[escardos]

1. also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

2. they put they coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. i responded with "i never said i wasn't" and then they pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.

3. this is a mass text. does anyone know where i am?

4. i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like HECK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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[curruid_coinchenn]

not at home. does that narrow it down?

[escardos]

well i wouldn't have sent a mass text if that was it!!!!!!! im lost!!!!

[curruid_coinchenn]

is there anything distinctive around you? something you can identify? i'm not going to go out looking for you until i have some idea where you might be.

[escardos]

you used the bond's stupid gps thing to locate me when i was going dorchacht why not do it NOW

[curruid_coinchenn]

because it's 3am. and you're not in danger, you're just lost.

[escardos]

you never know what could happen at three am! i could starve! i could hit my head! i could get mugged! ghosts could take me! theres a million things that could happen!

[curruid_coinchenn]

you're normally awake and doing dumb things at this hour. this is why i'm not worried. i just got off work, i'm too tired to deal with this. unless you give me some idea of what's near you, i'm going back to bed.

[escardos]

ugh fine i'll go back home

[ didn't he say he didn't know where he was ]

you're so boring at times

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ ... ]

did you act like you were lost just so i'd try to find you?

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[tryhard]

Is that a good pounce or a bad pounce, and how badly did you get scratched?

[escardos]

i think it was good!

and i look like the victim of an angry cat. but my face is still ok!

[tryhard]

Flat... What did you DO?

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[ua_duibhne]

Is it Cú's?

[escardos]

bingo!!!

it's so big i love it!!!

[ua_duibhne]

Does he know that you're raiding his room?

[escardos]

shhhh keep it a secret!

[ua_duibhne]

Of course.

Is this going to be like the time that you put hats on all of his skulls?

[escardos]

you can't tell me his reaction isn't fun to watch :3c

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[spaghettimonster]

STYLING! WHAT KIND OF CAPE? HEROIC? DISTANT TRAVELER? OR VILLAIN?

(WHAT COLOR IS IT? HOW WELL DOES IT BILLOW?)

[escardos]

dark blue with red!!! it's like an evil coat, but i'm not evil. i guess i could try to act evil to be in character tho!

and it billows SUPER well. like i could almost fly!!

[spaghettimonster]

INCREDIBLE! ACTS OF ACTUAL VILLAINY ARE OPTIONAL, AND DISCOURAGED... BUT EVERYONE SHOULD CULTIVATE A GOOD MANIACAL LAUGH.

YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO LEVITATION MAGIC... AND REALLY PULL THE LOOK TOGETHER!

[escardos]

oh man i dont have an evil laugh yet!! i have to practice one! can you help me out!?

[spaghettimonster]

UHHHHH. YEAH, OF COURSE! THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW TO COACH MANIACAL LAUGHTER BY TEXT...

I GUESS. THE FIRST PLACE TO START IS. MAKE SURE IT'S A COMFORTABLE LAUGH. FOR YOU. LIKE YOU COULD KEEP GOING FOR TWENTY, THIRTY SECONDS.

(DON'T GO THAT LONG, EXCEPT IN THE MOST EXTREME SCENARIO.)

text > voice

[escardos]

alright alright, listen to this!

[ flat switches over to voice really quickly, in order to give the fellow stranger a good try! there's the sound of a deep breath and then-- ]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your little group will never! catch me now!