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Mikasa Ackerman | Attack on Titan | Fae | ah yes time to shitpost

[stopfen]

1. repodl,sfrknrreoapd
2. I woke up with more money than I had when I went out. Do you know why?
3. The shell on my arm just flaked off. There's more shell under it. Is this a fae thing or should I go to the infirmary?
4. I think rabbits keep eating my plants. Or Trucy is. And I fell in another pit while looking. Why are there so many?
5. Text her

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[cardtrick]

oh, we performed my latest trick. it was a smash success!

[stopfen]

Oh I didn't mug someone them.


Why do I have the money?

[cardtrick]

you said you didn't trust my panties.

1/2

[stopfen]

[.....]

What does that have to do with money?

2/2

[stopfen]

You storr your money in your underwsare

[That was some amazing speed for her typing]

1/2

[cardtrick]

my panties!

[ not her underwear! ]

[cardtrick]

they have more storage space than any purse!

[stopfen]

Panties are underware

use pockets

4

[spaghettimonster]

A PIT DUG IN YOUR GARDEN? DO YOU HAVE A DOG PROBLEM IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD??

[stopfen]

It seems a bit big for a dog. I've seen giant rabbits though.

The whole was big enough for me to fall in full.

[spaghettimonster]

OH NO! DID YOU??

MAYBE IT WAS NO ORDINARY DOG... BUT A TURNSKIN.

A DIFFERENT TURNSKIN THAN ME! I HAVEN'T BEEN DIGGING UP ANYONE ELSE'S YARD.

[stopfen]

But would a dog dig a whole tunnel as well?








Anyone else's?

[Papyrus?]

[spaghettimonster]

[Can she sense the sweat on his skull from over there?]

THEY MIGHT! DOGS ARE FUNNY THAT WAY!!

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU DON'T KNOW THE CONVENIENCE OF TUNNELS. SCOOTING AROUND TOWN WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING YOU... THE PERFECT SHORTCUT!!!! ESPECIALLY FOR VAMPIRES.

[stopfen]

[...PAPYRUS!]

Do you have any shortcuts?

four

[usurpers]

[ oh, shit lmao ]

what kind of pit

[stopfen]

[Who da hell is dis?]

A pit

I've seen giant rabbits here. But it doesn't look like it was a rabbit. Not a large one, I wouldn't have a garden left if it was.

[usurpers]

it might've been a lizard.

[stopfen]

That's a very big lizard.

I think I'd prefer a rabbit to one of them. I've had enough of lizards.

[usurpers]

There’re plenty of those around here.

Sorry about that, anyway.

1.

[timenace]

??? Eh?

[stopfen]

Typing is hard



Sorry

[timenace]

Are you feeling ok?

[stopfen]

I'm fine. I was trying to work out how the

picture recording worked.

[timenace]

You've never used any kind of video function before?