texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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[spaghettimonster]

[No, narration, wait! Don't point fingers of suspicion so quickly!! Maybe he's sweating for other, unrelated reasons???]

OH! YOU KNOW! JUST A SHORT ONE. FROM THE FRONT OF MY YARD TO THE BACK!

FOR TIMES WHEN I'M TOO MUDDY FOR THE ENTRANCE. AND NEED TO USE THE MUD ROOM. IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH MUD NON-FROZEN GROUND MAKES...

[stopfen]

[...That's actually pretty clever. Also some dude just admitted to the holes so..]

I never knew dogs tunneled.

[spaghettimonster]

[His uncertain, guilty conscience will plague him regardless. He only ever remembers fragments of the full moons...]

WELL. MAYBE SOME DON'T! MAYBE MANY DON'T.

BUT I KEPT WANTING TO DIG HOLES... AND I COULD DECIDE TO DIG THE -SAME- HOLE. INSTEAD OF DIFFERENT ONES. IT JUST HAPPENED.

[stopfen]

I've not seen many dogs, they take a lot of time and money to keep fed.

I guess that means you did less damage to your garden. That doesn't solve my issue though. Rabbits I'm fine with, they were there first. People ruining my crop.

[spaghettimonster]

THEY DO. SOMETIMES, WHEN THEY THINK THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH... SOME LIKE TO SNEAK IN PEOPLES' HOUSES. AND TAKE THEIR FOOD.

BUT! LET'S NOT KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT DOG! LET'S THINK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. OF GARDENS. AND HOLES.

THE HOLES... I THINK YOU COULD FILL THOSE IN. THERE'S DIRT EVERYWHERE. THE GARDEN... IS IT FENCED IN?

[stopfen]

There's no fence. But that won't stop it, if it's coming underneath.

I don't know if I can fill the whole tunnel either.

[spaghettimonster]

COULD YOU PUT A FENCE... UNDERGROUND?

AND THEN FILL THE HOLE, WITH THE DIRT FROM INSTALLING THE FENCE.

[stopfen]

Couldn't they just dig deeper?

[spaghettimonster]

THEY COULD...

BUT IF YOU PUT THE FENCE ALL THE WAY AROUND. LIKE A PROPER BARRIER! THEY WOULD JUST DIG RIGHT UNDER IT.

[stopfen]

That's what I said.

Unless it went down to stone but that would take too much time.

[spaghettimonster]

YOU'RE NOT THINKING ROUNDLY ENOUGH. IMAGINE: A BOWL OF FENCE. WITH THE ROOTS INSIDE. THEY COULD DIG UNDER, BUT THEY COULDN'T GET IN!

AND THERE YOUR PLANTS WOULD SIT. COOL AS CUCUMBERS.

ARE YOU GROWING CUCUMBERS?

[stopfen]

I don't think it would be possible to put a fence in like that.

It's too early for them. But most of what I was growing isn't growing now.

[spaghettimonster]

OH NO! THEY'RE ALL GONE?? THAT'S TERRIBLE...

YOUR PROBLEM IS MORE URGENT THAN I GUESSED.

WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO START OVER... YOU COULD START BY DIGGING PITS. AND TRY THE FENCE IDEA. THEN PLANT YOUR NEW PLANTS IN THE FENCE BOWLS.

[stopfen]

They're not gone. But they've been dug up or trod on enough that they won't be growing.

I get the feeling there's an easier way here. With the magic.