Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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[blyat]

yeah let me just throw back on my torn up bloody flightsuit
genius plan, 'taco bell'

[Cain may be from outer space, and they didn't have Taco Bells there, but even he can tell that name is whack.]

i'm still in this weird dorm area, don't got a closet to myself
'probably illegal'? doesn't sound like you actually know if it is

[itsjiaheng]

[ at this point he takes no offense over anyone picking at his username. he knew what he was signing up for. ]

ok FINE
i don't assume everyone who shows up crashed a plane or something
pick a lighter kind of fabric then
something that breathes~
like seriously the styles are weird af but even they can't fuck up like a basic cotton shirt

i say probably cuz i dunno all the local laws
and weird monster shit goes on so i dunno who is drawing what lines legally
BUT
consider...!
there are like families and shit in this city
so even if it's not against the law DON'T BE THAT GUY going around traumatising wholesome families

[blyat]

you're making me even more pissed i had to leave my civvies behind

[He just wants a leather jacket. Or something flashy besides 'basic cotton shirts'... please, universe.]

wholesome families, that's rich in a city of giant people-sized spiders
who are you anyway
why do you care so much

[itsjiaheng]

what's a civvie

[ but why would you want a leather jacket bro that is the opposite of cool-in-temperature

.....

but it would be cool-in-look so SOUNDS REASONABLE ACTUALLY ]

anyway
are people-sized spiders not wholesome? huh
is who i am important ?
i am a concerned friend
also a vampire who works at a sex store
so now you know it's not because i have issues with naked people~
but mostly getting arrested over something super minor would probably suck
like a bunch of lectures or smth
so

[blyat]

civilian clothes

[DUH.]

first: you arent my friend
second: what the fuck is a vampire
and good to know you're a perv

look, i'm not gonna get arrested [We hope.]

[itsjiaheng]

ohhhh

[ anything military is just another void in his knowledge he's doing his best!! ]

i am potentially everyone's friend YOU NEVER KNOW
a vampire is type of monster
technically like they're undead or whatever and also can turn into bats and also like drink blood and can't be in the sun
i guess you don't have stories about them where you're from ?? that's interesting!
i'm technically still alive though so i guess i'm only like halfway there i can still do the sun it's just unpleasant
I'M ALSO NOT A PERV i am just you know open-minded!
and help sell people stuff that like will make them happy ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

i hope you don't get arrested!

[blyat]

damn, glad im not that freaky of a monster

[A dog is better... somehow.]

where's this sex store

[itsjiaheng]

it's not THAT freaky!! if i didn't say what i was you wouldn't be able to tell probably
so
there's that

[ you know, except for the part where he always looks like he's dying but that's beside the point ]

the shop is in the entertainment district
well... i guess the red light district t e c h n i c a l l y
same area

[blyat]

whats a red light district

[Educate him on these weird Earthly traditions.]

[itsjiaheng]

uh
i think it means where you go and find like
the sexier stuff
like strip clubs and sex stores
i dunno why the light is red i just heard someone say it once

[ he picked perhaps the worst person to educate anyone ]

[blyat]

guess its a sexy color

[Priorities...]

ok, so WHERE is that district
gotta see it with my own eyes