Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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[itsjiaheng]

what's a civvie

[ but why would you want a leather jacket bro that is the opposite of cool-in-temperature

.....

but it would be cool-in-look so SOUNDS REASONABLE ACTUALLY ]

anyway
are people-sized spiders not wholesome? huh
is who i am important ?
i am a concerned friend
also a vampire who works at a sex store
so now you know it's not because i have issues with naked people~
but mostly getting arrested over something super minor would probably suck
like a bunch of lectures or smth
so

[blyat]

civilian clothes

[DUH.]

first: you arent my friend
second: what the fuck is a vampire
and good to know you're a perv

look, i'm not gonna get arrested [We hope.]

[itsjiaheng]

ohhhh

[ anything military is just another void in his knowledge he's doing his best!! ]

i am potentially everyone's friend YOU NEVER KNOW
a vampire is type of monster
technically like they're undead or whatever and also can turn into bats and also like drink blood and can't be in the sun
i guess you don't have stories about them where you're from ?? that's interesting!
i'm technically still alive though so i guess i'm only like halfway there i can still do the sun it's just unpleasant
I'M ALSO NOT A PERV i am just you know open-minded!
and help sell people stuff that like will make them happy ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

i hope you don't get arrested!

[blyat]

damn, glad im not that freaky of a monster

[A dog is better... somehow.]

where's this sex store

[itsjiaheng]

it's not THAT freaky!! if i didn't say what i was you wouldn't be able to tell probably
so
there's that

[ you know, except for the part where he always looks like he's dying but that's beside the point ]

the shop is in the entertainment district
well... i guess the red light district t e c h n i c a l l y
same area

[blyat]

whats a red light district

[Educate him on these weird Earthly traditions.]

[itsjiaheng]

uh
i think it means where you go and find like
the sexier stuff
like strip clubs and sex stores
i dunno why the light is red i just heard someone say it once

[ he picked perhaps the worst person to educate anyone ]

[blyat]

guess its a sexy color

[Priorities...]

ok, so WHERE is that district
gotta see it with my own eyes