texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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[tryhard]

you ASKED

[ he asked plenty of other questions too, huh... ]

[silentsavant]

And I am enlightened in more ways than one tonight.

Well. Good luck on your head hunt. It's the full moon. I'm sure monsters are more eager to jump to such a cause than usual.

[ Even a small part of him played with the idea! But his genitals are... uh. Kind of cryptic, now. And he's sure he would not be an ideal arbiter of blowjobs worthy enough for a king who has probably had many of them by now. ...Lord. This entire conversation is incredibly embarrassing. He's not sure how Waver is surviving it. ]