dagung | texts from last full moon

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

[ Does this thing have a way to ignore messages? It clearly should. ]

That is ridiculous. YOU are ridiculous.

Ridiculously helpful. I know, I know.

Odd. I was thinking more along the lines of delusional.

I do appreciate that sharp tongue of yours.

Perhaps the most factual thing you have said all day but do not feel a need to repeat it.

As you wish!

While you are feeling amenable let us also agree to never speak again.

Ah, but we are not speaking now.

Rest assured that when I tell someone I will set them on fire if they speak to me again this counts.

I don't think I'm all that flammable.

I can be the judge of that.