texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

Comments

[cryptsleeper]

[YOU BROUGHT IT UP BUDDY.]

Have you considered building a wagon for him to be pulled about in?

[petcromancer]

Look, I already built him a bed. there's a limit to my dog-related carpentry skills.

[cryptsleeper]

Oh, I hadn't realized!

...I can draw up a blueprint for you if you'd like.

[petcromancer]

[Have a picture of a pug sleeping on a tiny bed frame, with a pillow as a mattress and a 'sheet' made of handkerchiefs. Because Hector's not cruel, and Alucard needs to see it.]

If you want an excuse to see my dog, just say so. He doesn't need a

...

wait, could it look like a little chariot?

[cryptsleeper]

You did a very nice job with it. He looks incredibly comfortable.


It could, yes. I could extend the platform so he can turn around or curl up.

[petcromancer]

[WELP, Hector can't be the asshole who denies his dog this completely normal and reasonable accommodation, can he?]

Leslie is to thank for the idea. Cezar still sleeps anywhere, but he seems to enjoy it when it occurs to him to use it.

And please write out the directions in a language I can read. Your father was constantly slipping up and sending us instructions in old, dead languages.

[cryptsleeper]

.........Yeah that sounds like him.

My Greek is passable. I'll send instructions in that and Wallachian, the latter for my own reference if I end up coming over to assist.

[petcromancer]

'Passable', I'm sure. [If Alucard isn't as good as fluent, Hector will eat his non-existent hat.]

Just keep it reasonable. It doesn't have to be some work of architectural genius.

[He's seen your dad's castle, and it is important to establish these expectations before things get wild and steam-powered.]

[cryptsleeper]

My spoken is better.

I won't go terribly overboard. Promise.

[petcromancer]

Very well. Design it, and I'll see if I can build it.