texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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[spaghettimonster]

HEY, A GOOD REVENGE FACE IS ESSENTIAL TO ANY REVENGE. HOW ELSE WILL YOUR FOES KNOW HOW THOROUGHLY THEY'VE BEEN DEFEATED???

BESIDES. I WASN'T JUST PRACTICING FACES. I WAS ALSO PRACTICING MONOLOGUES.

[darkcharge]

Dare I even ask what kind of monologues?

[spaghettimonster]

SUCCESSFUL REVENGE MONOLOGUES. YOU KNOW THE SORT. RUBBING THEIR FACE IN MY TRIUMPH... DETAILING WHAT A WORLD OF HURT THEY'RE IN FOR... OR JUST ANNOYING THEM. THE BETTER FOR INSULT TO INJURY.

[darkcharge]

You have to practice for that? What a loser...

[spaghettimonster]

HEY... YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL YOURSELF A LOSER FOR NEVER PRACTICING. THERE'S NO CALL FOR THAT.

IT'S OKAY TO BE AFRAID OF DOING IT BADLY. AND WORKING TO IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS!

DON'T LET THE SILENT JUDGEMENT OF YOUR MIRROR INTIMIDATE YOU!!

[darkcharge]

Oh. Oh you poor thing. You thought I was referring to myself.

Believe me. I am proficient enough that I don't need to stoop so low as to practice. It comes naturally.

[spaghettimonster]

NO, NOT AT ALL. I SEE THROUGH YOUR WORDS!

A SMOKESCREEN OF MOCKERY AND SUPERIORITY... TO HIDE THE INSECURITY THAT GNAWS AT YOU. YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HELP LASHING OUT AT PEOPLE... BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

BUT DON'T FRET! PAPYRUS BELIEVES IN YOU. EVEN IF IT DOESN'T COME NATURALLY... YOU CAN BE A BETTER PERSON!

[darkcharge]

[ Ha. Talk about a delusional guy. ]

Yeah, I'm not rising to the bait. Think whatever you want.

[spaghettimonster]

[To his mind, people who claim they're only driven by negative emotions - or only made of negativity - are lying to themselves. It's likely even true, in his world. But it may not apply elsewhere.]

OH, I ALWAYS DO. IT'S YOUR LOSS.

...FOR NOW! THE BAIT WILL BE HERE, WAITING FOR YOU. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY FOR IT.