texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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Judar | Magi | Faun

[kuroi_taiyo]

1. dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

2. He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

3. He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me

4. I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.

5. Text him!

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[enkidoh]

how does one eat an ass?

have you chopped it off and served it to yourself?

is it normal for humans to eat one another's asses?

[kuroi_taiyo]

Sorta like how you eat a woman out, but you can do it for everyone. Fingering, licking and things like that.

It's not cannibalism.

[enkidoh]

that makes everything more clear. is it a human thing to refer to that as 'eating out'? i think it would be more logic to refer to it as 'licking one's ass for pleasure'.

it is more clear that way.

[kuroi_taiyo]

Most sex terms aren't that clear. This is far from the first thing to go on about on that list.

[enkidoh]

you seem quite versed in unclear sex terms.

tell me more of them. for instance, is 'eating in' an unclear sex term as well?

[kuroi_taiyo]

Eating OUT is... I guess eating in means you can do whatever you want behind closed doors?

I know some things, but not as much as what's apparently developed in other worlds.

[enkidoh]

perhaps eating in is when you eat someone out behind closed doors.

i do not care. knowledge is knowledge, not?

[kuroi_taiyo]

Maybe?

What I meant is that I'm not really up to date on all these terms. So, I'm not really the best source of knowledge