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[thejoyrider]

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Papyrus - Undertale - Turnskin, un: CoolSkeleton95

[spaghettimonster]

1
RIDDLE ME THIS. WHY DID I WAKE UP NEXT TO A STUFFED SWORD FISH?

2
ALL I REMEMBER... IS THAT I WAS TRYING TO CALL MY WOLF PACK. BY HOWLING.

3
I KEEP SEEING RANDOM PIECES OF MY OUTFIT ALL AROUND TOWN.

4
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T BE A WIZARD.

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(Wildcard)

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[futhark]

So you can learn fencing! That's the first step.

[spaghettimonster]

OH, OF COURSE. I MUST HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE UP MORE WEAPONS TRAINING...

IS CORNNOBBLING THE SECOND STEP??

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[enkidoh]

it was either that or being a cool skeleton with fur.

worry not, i think you have made the right choice

[spaghettimonster]

DID I??? I WOULD BE A COOL SKELETON EITHER WAY.

AND I'M SURE I COULD GET A FUR JACKET.

[enkidoh]

would you rather be an uncool skeleton but a wizard instead?

[spaghettimonster]

AN UNCOOL SKELETON...... I DON'T THINK I CAN IMAGINE IT. PAPYRUS IS ALWAYS COOL! AND FOREVER GETTING COOLER.

MAYBE I WASN'T A COOL BABY. BUT A WIZARD BABY IS COOL IN ITS OWN WAY.

[enkidoh]

is there no end to your coolness? what if there is too much coolness? will you explode the way a witch explodes when they store too much magic?

a skeleton baby?

perhaps you have been a mere bone when you were little? and the skeleton grew over time.

[That is a little joke.]

[spaghettimonster]

PSSHHH, NO. I SHARE IT WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME... AND COOLNESS ISN'T AS VOLATILE AS MAGIC ANYWAY!

AND I AM PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! I REMEMBER BEING A CHILD SKELETON.

[But does he remember being a skeleton baby? Has he ever seen any baby pics of himself...??? What if Enkidu's right. He can't dismiss the thought, and the idea haunts him.]