you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

[battlebound]

the NEVER HAVE I EVER meme


Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

steak / food fantasy

[battlebound]

[ never have i evers below! ]

...needed to eat.

[battlebound]

...been without a weapon.

[battlebound]

L Lawliet (but Linden Tailor, to you) | Death Note

[hearthebell]

Never have I ever...

...kissed a girl

[hearthebell]

emil västerström ☆ stand still. stay silent.

[incinerating]

Never have I ever...

...willingly eaten meat or a vegetable

[hearthebell]

...played Never Have I Ever

[hearthebell]

[battlebound]

[ welp, i guess he has to drink to this, thanks Caren. ]

...travelled outside the continent I was born on.

[incinerating]

trucy wright / ace attorney

[cardtrick]

...eaten a tropical fruit.

[incinerating]

... lived on my own.

[cardtrick]

...killed someone.

[incinerating]

... had a sibling.

[cardtrick]

[ she wishes! ]

...worn socks

[hearthebell]

...been in a relationship.

[incinerating]

[incinerating]

[Putting the glass down, untouched.]

Oh good, I thought I was the only one.

[battlebound]

[ Steak eyes his drink and then the person who stated it. ]

What counts as "someone"?

[ Because some of those Fallen Angels certainly have personalities and consciousness. ]

[incinerating]

[Yikes. Time to back away juuuust a little.]

Um, anyone who can think and feel?

[whomthebelltolls]

Really? [Maintaining eye contact while taking that sip.

Also that's not an awe-inspired "really". That's a dry, sarcastic "really".]

[whomthebelltolls]

[And another drink!

She's got nothing to say about this, though.]

[battlebound]

Ah.

[ In that case... bottoms up. There are certainly some intelligent Fallen Angels out there, and they certainly do feel pain. ]

[whomthebelltolls]

Considering the other things you've said, I'm not surprised. [Delicately taking a drink.]

[battlebound]

Really.

[ Shrug. He likes eating but it is functionally useless for Food Souls. Hence he's never needed to. ]