you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

[battlebound]

the NEVER HAVE I EVER meme


Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

...kissed a girl

[hearthebell]

[battlebound]

[ welp, i guess he has to drink to this, thanks Caren. ]

[incinerating]

[Putting the glass down, untouched.]

Oh good, I thought I was the only one.

[hearthebell]

You're not unattractive.

[incinerating]

Uh, thanks, I guess?

[A beat, while the meaning of that kicks in.]

God, only because I didn't want to! I've kissed a ton of guys!

[hearthebell]

So... assuming an average weight of around 69 or 70 kilos per male, you've kissed roughly thirteen?

[incinerating]

[Expression: An equal mix between confusion and irritation.]

Did you seriously just do a math equation to figure out how many...that's ridiculous, you can't...it's a figure of speech...

[A pause.]

But. Uh. Actually...that's pretty accurate.

[hearthebell]

I typically am.

[whomthebelltolls]

Considering the other things you've said, I'm not surprised. [Delicately taking a drink.]

[hearthebell]

You're kind of unpleasant, aren't you?

[whomthebelltolls]

I'm not here to make friends. And especially not with stupid people who can't even function well enough to take care of basic needs like nutrition.

[hearthebell]

I revise my previous statement. You're extremely unpleasant.

[rightfoot]

[ He's going to end up seriously drunk just from L. Takes a sip. ]

[long_live_the_queen]

[One drink, then a second, smaller sip after she thinks about it.]

[selfishwish]

...does it have to be on the lips?

[Too late, already drank!]

[hearthebell]

I guess I didn't specify as much. What do you think?