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[battlebound]

the NEVER HAVE I EVER meme


Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

...worn socks

[hearthebell]

[whomthebelltolls]

[It's a death sentence in a place as cold as Cainhurst to not wear extra layers. So, again, drinking.]

[hearthebell]

Better pace yourself.

[whomthebelltolls]

[Snort.] I can't get drunk like most people. This fire element I've attuned to sees to that.

[hearthebell]

I suppose that explains a lot.

You're not "like most people" in a lot of ways, I take it.

[whomthebelltolls]

Humanity as a whole is painfully similar, but individuals have their differences; for better or worse. I am no exception.

[hearthebell]

So, how are you different, "for worse?" Aside from the obvious, I mean.

[whomthebelltolls]

Aside from the "obvious"? You mean my general disinterest in "making friends"? My aversion to, say, speaking all my darkest secrets to a stranger or even offering any kind of explanation to someone I owe nothing to?

[hearthebell]

I think you're making some assumptions, now. I just find self-awareness refreshing.

[mensrea]

Okay, first of all? Weird. Second of all, NO WAY. All babies are put in those little baby sock thingies. All of them. You had to have been a baby at some point. ...Right?

[ Stiles is apparently the subject matter expert on baby sock thingies. ]

[hearthebell]

You're making a lot of generalizations and assumptions, here.

[Albeit pretty reasonable ones...]

[mensrea]

[ Belated (and grumpy) drinking for this prompt. ]

Are you claiming you were never a baby?

[ That's fucking terrifying. ]

[hearthebell]

I never claimed that. In fact, I remember being an infant.