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[battlebound]

the NEVER HAVE I EVER meme


Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

...been in a relationship.

[incinerating]

Re: ...been in a relationship.

[whomthebelltolls]

[Short-term stuff counts, right? Surely. Taking another drink.]

[incinerating]

[....jealous. Then again, she's very pretty, so he's not too surprised.]

[rightfoot]

[ Sigh. Drinks. Asks for seconds. ]

I mean, I'm engaged.

[incinerating]

Aw, that's nice! What's your partner like?

[He's just going to try to put that whole murder thing out of his mind okay.]

[rightfoot]

She's alright, I guess.

[ Yeah, really. Non committal. ]

[scyldig]

[ drinks. and drinks.

... and drinks some more. ]

[incinerating]

[Oh. Wow, that's a lot of drinks. Does a lot of drinks mean a lot of relationships?

How does someone who drank a lot for killing people also manage to drink a lot for this?]

....are you going to be sick? That's a lot.

[hearthebell]

[Surprisingly, he actually can drink to this one.]

[incinerating]

[Oh! This is cool.]

Ah, nice! What's your partner like?

[hearthebell]

Gone. It's not here anymore.

[The pronoun puts a lot of people off.]