Wonky Watches: An Aefenglom Style TFLN Meme

[faileas]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: AEF EDITION

With the Watches malfunctioning, plenty of newcomers of all varieties, parties going on to celebrate everything from just being Aeternae to making up for Boaltinn's sogginess, mishaps are bound to happen. A lot. Whether it's a matter of ill-advised drunk texting or simply a Watch misfire, you can play it out here with no pressure! Threads can remain game canon if all parties agree, but default to being just random meme fun. Enjoy!


★ Comment with your character, using TFLN for inspiration if you desire, or make up your own!
★ 4th Wall visitors welcome!!
★ Tag around. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Anyone can play, but please keep anything steamy between 18+ charas and warn in your subject line!
★ HAVE FUN!!

Comments

Aerith Gainsborough | Final Fantasy VII (Remake) | Witch

[bloomly]

1. Let's go buy marshmallows, and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again.

2. I can't right now...you know Sunday night is when I get drunk and do laundry.

3. I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...

4. Five things that make you perfect. Go.

5. The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.

6. I just walked into that bar you told me about, and someone yelled "dibs!"...

( ooc would prefer to have threads remain canon, but let me know if you'd rather not! open to new cr, current cr, misfires on her part, etc. & feel free to send a PM if you have any questions or want to hash something out! )

5

[exsoldier]

Wait, what? Are the flowers okay?

3

[grandspark]

Did you mean to text Reno instead?

[Please tell him he didn't get that drunk last night.]

2

[electrod]

oh, right, how could i forget...

change of plans: I drop by, watch you get drunk, then we can do laundry together

1

[discarding]

[oh boy, Midousuji still doesn't know how to not scroll the shit out of people's screens. sorry, Aerith]

What

Huh?

What???? Chubby bunny?

Okay hang on

1) That's nowhere NEAR how I can ever possibly "feel alive," but even with my own circumstances exempt, does something that stupid--or EASY, work for ANYONE?

2) And also, there's just no way you'd ever win. Your mouth is too TINY.

1.

[wiedzminka]

I'm not certain who you are or what half those words mean, but I'm very curious.


(( ooc: down to make this canon and say it was a misfire! Ciri's new at the Watches so she probably types very slowly... but hey, new friend, pls teach her about these """marsh mallows""" lol ))

Jin Guangyao | Mo Dao Zu Shi | Naga

[turmoiling]

1. I just bought a bottle of dried bees. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.

2. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you

3. can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe

4. About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.

5. Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now

6. My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"

7. I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.

5

[bloomly]

How many addresses...do you have?

... i'm sorry i read 6 when i was looking and legitimately felt like it would be ABOUT mido..

[discarding]

Stop reminding me of all the awful and or stupid stuff I did. In fact, stop reminding me I exist. Stop stop stop I can't believe people do that to themselves on purpose. REGULARLY!! GROSS UGHHHH

All I have for all that idiocy is a headache and a well-earned remorse heavy enough to sag the fabric of reality!!! It's punishment enough just let me shrivel up like the withering abdomen of a dead locust

7

[indolentaxe]

Are we talking "it's tragic to them but funny for us" tragedy, or "I need a good cry" tragedy?

4

[galdorleod]

[ ... ]

[ long pause before replying. ]

Well... Thoughts, then?

midousuji akira | yowamushi pedal | witch

[discarding]

1) I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.

2) He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter

3) dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore

4) Try me, you 5'5 gremlin

[ooc:
nothin sexy for 500 obvious reasons, but feel free to assume that midousuji made bad decisions by way of getting messed up at a party because nothing matters anymore and his body can't do bikes anyway, or treat them as random general texts, AND/or feel free to do assumed/future CR. new or existing CR is fine!]

4

[bloomly]

Oh, you made me taller...! I knew I liked you~

1

[tryhard]

I take it this is not a business inquiry.

Waver Velvet | Fate/Zero | Turnskin

[tryhard]

gen text prompts:

1. That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

2. I woke up in a random inn with the words “Property of Rider” written on my forehead??

3. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

4. hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

nsfw text prompts:

5. Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well thats about how big his dick is. No bulshit

6. Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

2

[futhark]

Those words sound like a spell to ward off danger!

5. (nsfw prompt)

[indolentaxe]

I have no idea who this is.

But good for you! :)

[Get you that d, watch stranger!]

4.

[silentsavant]

I... suck, do I? Waver. What do you want me badly enough to deprive me of my biological need for?

Elidibus | Final Fantasy XIV | Witch

[notbert]

[OOC: Elidibus posts as username: ardbert and is known as Elidibus by only a few. 4th Wall visitors are plenty welcome!]

1. No, I do not expect much. Two dozen shall be sufficient.

2. The 'poncho' did little to protect from the flames. I went through the fence and the blood loss was considerable.

3. Are you still at the harpy's dwelling?

4. By no means should you uncuff him. Regardless of how much he pleads. He is aware of his transgressions.

5. I have been consistently asked if we are dating.

6. It seemed as though I intruded upon an important ceremony. Everyone was dressed in their best attire while I was covered in dirt and blood.

7. You will find a pair of sunglasses in my room. I ask that you bring them to the privy. You may be tempted to ask questions. I ask you to spare me the effort for now.

5, couldn't resist

[omnicrafter]

I

Uh...

Wow that's unfortunate.

[Nervous laughter... she certainly didn't make any sarcastic comments someone took seriously or anything...]

Ciri | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt | Turnskin

[wiedzminka]

1. I thought it was your cat but I was wrong so no idea what actually just scrambled under your bed

2. I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

3. At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

4. Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties.

Himari Uehara | Bang Dream! | Witch | Visitor

[solocheer]

1. my fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. just...why?

2. i spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. but i was probably wrong, it can't be october, can it? i'm 90% sure it's not. but maybe. the days have gotten shorter...

3. he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold.

4. note to self: don't practice nerdy dance choreography in public bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.

4.

[killuwatt]

why not? sounds pretty fun

what's "nerdy" dancing anyway? lol

Hazel Lockwood | OC | Chimera | Visitor

[deadtective]

1. Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?

2. Come see our sink grown plant.

3. Some guy thought I was the waitress and handed me his credit card. Drinks on me.

4. Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka; that cast is coming off tonight.

5. You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

6. I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEY'RE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

3.

[indolentaxe]

Nice!! Where are we celebrating your newfound riches?