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[showsnopiety]

My thanks.

Did you want to know my hair routine? I wouldn't be against sharing it.

[catasstrophy]

Routine..?

[What even is a hair routine??]

[showsnopiety]

....hair washing?

[catasstrophy]

Oh.

[He knows hair washing.

He just. Doesn't normally do it.]

Just call it "washing", then. "Routine" is such a fancy word.

[showsnopiety]

It's because you can do more then just wash your hair.

Hence routine.

[catasstrophy]

Obviously. You can brush it, and braid it if it gets long enough...

[showsnopiety]

And condition it, and curl it, and cut it...?

[catasstrophy]

[He can understand the cutting, and he can at least imagine curling, but...]

... You train your hair?

[showsnopiety]

Not quite.

It's more...of a way to detangle it-to bring it to its ideal condition.

[catasstrophy]

Oh, I see.

[He sees nothing! ... Except for her actual hair, which admittedly really does look great.]

[showsnopiety]

...I'll wash your hair sometime.

[catasstrophy]

My hair's not dirty.

[showsnopiety]

When was the last time you've washed it?

[catasstrophy]

A few weeks ago...? I went into the forest and it got kind of muddy.

[... We don't talk about how mud ended up in his hair. We don't talk about how he slipped in mud and fell on his ass even a little.]

[showsnopiety]

...Ah.

Most of the time...you need to wash it more often then that.

Maybe we should have a little class about it, where you can get pampered.

[catasstrophy]

There's no point in washing it if it doesn't get dirty.

[DUH]

That's what grooming is for.

[showsnopiety]

And what's the difference between grooming and washing...?

[catasstrophy]

Washing is done with water, right?

With grooming, you just use your tongue.

[showsnopiety]

But...how do you reach your scalp?

[catasstrophy]

With your arm. [Duh.] Like this.

[He demonstrates, licking at his wrist and then using it to smooth back his hair.]

[showsnopiety]

...Ah.

[Yeah she doesn't like it.]

Have you done that much in public?

[catasstrophy]

Of course not.

You do it in bed.

[showsnopiety]

Have you...told other people about this?

[catasstrophy]

Sure. People who wanted to learn, and people who saw me do it...

[showsnopiety]

So there were some people...see you groom yourself...in bed?