IC Hot or Not Meme

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Comments

[showsnopiety]

...I'll wash your hair sometime.

[catasstrophy]

My hair's not dirty.

[showsnopiety]

When was the last time you've washed it?

[catasstrophy]

A few weeks ago...? I went into the forest and it got kind of muddy.

[... We don't talk about how mud ended up in his hair. We don't talk about how he slipped in mud and fell on his ass even a little.]

[showsnopiety]

...Ah.

Most of the time...you need to wash it more often then that.

Maybe we should have a little class about it, where you can get pampered.

[catasstrophy]

There's no point in washing it if it doesn't get dirty.

[DUH]

That's what grooming is for.

[showsnopiety]

And what's the difference between grooming and washing...?

[catasstrophy]

Washing is done with water, right?

With grooming, you just use your tongue.

[showsnopiety]

But...how do you reach your scalp?

[catasstrophy]

With your arm. [Duh.] Like this.

[He demonstrates, licking at his wrist and then using it to smooth back his hair.]

[showsnopiety]

...Ah.

[Yeah she doesn't like it.]

Have you done that much in public?

[catasstrophy]

Of course not.

You do it in bed.

[showsnopiety]

Have you...told other people about this?

[catasstrophy]

Sure. People who wanted to learn, and people who saw me do it...

[showsnopiety]

So there were some people...see you groom yourself...in bed?

[catasstrophy]

Yeah.

[WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE he doesn't get it]

[showsnopiety]

[Give her a second; she's snickering.]

Konoe, there may have been some misunderstandings.

Perhaps you should ask the people who watched you what I mean.

[catasstrophy]

[Don't snicker at his amazing cat culture?!!?]

There's no need. I already told them what I meant.

[It's true that Yako had seemed... disproportionately embarrassed at their first meeting, but... humans are gonna human, probably.]

[showsnopiety]

Did they tell you what they thought?

[Poor Yako. That's one very human person.]

Because I think you just started a culture clash.

[catasstrophy]

... No. They just seemed kind of shocked.

[It doesn't matter anyway. The only thing he objects to is the suggestion that it was somehow his fault.]

It's not me who started a culture clash. Blame whoever brought us here.

[showsnopiety]

[Don't mind her, she's still snickering.]

Poor, poor kitten. So many things easily misunderstood.