Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

[faileas]

Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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[probiotic]

You from Earth? I'd say we all have plenty of practice at pretending explosions are fireworks, if you know what I mean, but maybe that's the universal human experience. Can't claim to have polled enough of the alien freaks yet to say for sure.

[ Stiles adjusts his gait and Jake notices it with a quirk of his lips, not about to pretend that he isn't used to copious amounts of side-eye. ]

Anyway, like what? Rich? Shouldn't matter too much unless you had a change of heart and you're leading me to one.

[mensrea]

[ The label “alien freaks” earns the man a hard, judgmental look from Stiles, which, in and of itself, is more than hypocritical considering that he entertained similar unflattering sentiments when he first arrived in Aefenglom. Most people would probably let the remark go unchallenged. Stiles Stilinski is not most people. ]

Uh, hello? In case you were too busy looting to notice – like this is some battle royale video game and you were airdropped on that building’s roof, just painting a picture for you, I'm a helper – we’re the alien freaks here.

[ What a Boomer. ]

The only place I’m leading you to is the local chapel so you can reflect on your sins. Like expecting me to take you to a bar for free. God, the nerve of some people.

[ It’s largely said in jest. Largely, but not totally. Grease his palms, dude. ]