[ He focuses very heavily on her face. So much so that he's just stopped blinking entirely. So now his eyes are dry. So he has to squint at her when he talks. ]
You said it. [ He can sure as hell agree on that. ] You fall into a bathroom, too?
[ There is a mighty frown at her. Don't you judge him. ]
Yeah it wasn't my choice, okay? [ Maybe this place isn't Bathroom Planet after all. ] If the shop keepers were gremlins like that guy chasing me, you're better off you missed them.
[ She probably would have handled it better than he did, and when the thought enters his mind he looks annoyed before shaking it off. Whatever, he was just caught off guard.]
[ Under normal circumstances where he isn't the stooge, he would find the joke funny. Except he's a stooge a lot and it's his own damn fault so he'll just grimace at her.
Damn women. He's always gotta find himself the snarky ones. ]
What kind of place is this anyway? [ He's assuming she knows more, because of course she would - he doesn't know shit. ] I've seen some weird but this is topping the list right now.
[She rests a hand against her hip, making a flippant gesture with the other.]
Magic, monsters, all pretty typical shit, except people transforming is normal here.
[And, if she's being honest, she doesn't hate that. People have been pretty relaxed about her being in town, and compared to all of the 'monsters,' she almost passes as normal here. That said, she's not sure how she feels about being a 'witch.']
Everything out in the wilde is diseased. You hear about that yet?
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You said it. [ He can sure as hell agree on that. ] You fall into a bathroom, too?
[ A ladies room to be precise. ]
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Shopfront. May have made a mess in the process. Left a note for the shopkeepers.
[She might be coarse, but she's not thoughtless.]
You showed up in a bathroom?
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Yeah it wasn't my choice, okay? [ Maybe this place isn't Bathroom Planet after all. ] If the shop keepers were gremlins like that guy chasing me, you're better off you missed them.
[ She probably would have handled it better than he did, and when the thought enters his mind he looks annoyed before shaking it off. Whatever, he was just caught off guard.]
The name's Yuri, by the way.
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That's shit luck.
[Ha ha ha.]
Shop seemed like a stand-up kind of place, but yeah. Never know. Usually not inclined to think the best of people.
[She pauses for a moment when he offers his name. Right. Introductions. Something normal people do when they actually interact with others.]
... I'm Kainé.
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Damn women. He's always gotta find himself the snarky ones. ]
What kind of place is this anyway? [ He's assuming she knows more, because of course she would - he doesn't know shit. ] I've seen some weird but this is topping the list right now.
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[She rests a hand against her hip, making a flippant gesture with the other.]
Magic, monsters, all pretty typical shit, except people transforming is normal here.
[And, if she's being honest, she doesn't hate that. People have been pretty relaxed about her being in town, and compared to all of the 'monsters,' she almost passes as normal here. That said, she's not sure how she feels about being a 'witch.']
Everything out in the wilde is diseased. You hear about that yet?