[Let other people have nice things every once in a while.]
You smell like dirt and sweat, so we're even. [This comes with a flashy grin, determinedly not moving away. He has no issue with personal space, and in fact has employed lesser means as an intimidation tactic in other, similarly petty scenarios.
Also, he doesn't know what 'wet dog' smells like, let alone much of anything about animals... even if the insulting context is transparent.] I'll just take a picture of yours. No big deal, c'mon. It'll take two seconds.
[ Why. Why must everyone insist that he smells like dirt. Stiles practices excellent personal hygiene. He showers every day. He brushes his teeth each morning and night. He wears deodorant. Why is this happening to him. Won’t someone tell him he smells like flowers instead!? ]
No, [ he snaps, hurriedly closing out of the image on his watch. ] I don’t like you.
[ As far as retorts go, this one is dated back to preschool era – but it’s true. ]
First you haul me through a BONFIRE. Next you yell at me and throw me around. Then you refuse to give up your necklace. You suck.
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You smell like dirt and sweat, so we're even. [This comes with a flashy grin, determinedly not moving away. He has no issue with personal space, and in fact has employed lesser means as an intimidation tactic in other, similarly petty scenarios.
Also, he doesn't know what 'wet dog' smells like, let alone much of anything about animals... even if the insulting context is transparent.] I'll just take a picture of yours. No big deal, c'mon. It'll take two seconds.
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No, [ he snaps, hurriedly closing out of the image on his watch. ] I don’t like you.
[ As far as retorts go, this one is dated back to preschool era – but it’s true. ]
First you haul me through a BONFIRE. Next you yell at me and throw me around. Then you refuse to give up your necklace. You suck.
[ Stiles is in desperate need of naptime. ]