Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

[faileas]

Overflow: May, An Inauspicious Arrival

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[probiotic]

[ salut ]

lemme rewind, how would u rate ur intelligence on a scale from 1 to 10? ur pop culture knowledge? u like to read?

sounds like u just won the clothing alteration jackpot. think u could gnaw off your sleeves? sure claws would be more effective but one mental image really tops the other one.

[blyat]

i'm not rating my intelligence for you, weirdo
why
i read, i guess

[Like... contraband gun magazines.]

and i'm not gnawing my sleeves off, what the hell
dunno how to even use em
i woke up with this crap. it's a pain

[Someone keeps biting his tongue bloody and scratching everything he touches, life sux.]

[probiotic]

sounds to me like actually learning to use them for something useful might be the feather in ur cap that u need right now. but why take it from me? especially when u still have the public nudity option. never wanna count that out too early.

anyway since ur having a rough day ill spare u the mounting suspense. cain is the famous patron saint of fratricide in the bible. killed his brother, was cursed forever, etc.

please tell me ur from earth so i dont have to explain the bible.

[blyat]

yeah sure i'll just go practice clawing stuff up
you volunteering?

don't know the bible
never been to earth, but i know plenty
it's got trees and animals kinda like here, but way better technology than this thing we're using
cain is just a name

why did my comment post twice, we don't know

[probiotic]

theres the spirit lol

okay mr. "i know plenty but plead the fifth on my booksmarts", easy with the just a name claims when ur out of ur element, here i am taking time out of my day to give u an etymology lesson and u threaten to claw me up. have a glass of ice water and i bet itll get easier, goddamn.

(god is a character in the bible)

[blyat]

[What does etymology mean... sweats.]

hey i didn't ask for a lesson, ok?
i just wanted directions to a store or something
as if i care about some asshole who killed his brother in a fake story

you said 'goddamn', not god

[HA!!!!!]

[probiotic]

ur really showing me how much u dont care, u win, im destroyed

im standing in front of a store. want me to send up a flare? idk where u are so im at an impasse here.

[blyat]

over where all the buildings are
like, where people live

[The Residential District, Cain.]

fuck, forget it
this place is a nightmare. ill come find you
if you can really send up a flare that'd be badass. or just describe the surroundings

[probiotic]

im in the eastern shopping district. u on the side of the river with parliament? if u are, head south.

[ ... ]

in other words keep the sun to ur right, its past noon. [ See, he can be so helpful. ]

idk maybe i could manage the flare thing but im thinking i might not want to. unwanted attention and all, u get it. one hot dates all i can handle at a time right now.

[blyat]

[Ugh. Get it together, Cain. Navigating another planet can't be so difficult. Teeth gritted, he whips around and searches the sky for the sun - puts it to his right - then starts off in that direction.]

haha
havent even seen me yet and you're already calling me hot
hey, thanks

[Flirting lifts his spirits.]

where you from? off this planet

[probiotic]

im a firm believer in the power of positive thinking. believe it and will it into existence.

[ He's talked a lot of complete bullshit in his life but this is up there on that list. ]

earth wasnt enough info for u? gotta say ur pretty greedy. u even know the countries if u havent been there?