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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-21 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Take a bath or jump into the ocean.

I have no idea what you've been sprayed with but it seems like an obvious solution. That's my case.

Watch out for merrow.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-21 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Merrows are monsters and it'll attract them, too. Blood in the water.

Any other suggestions, seeing as I have no bath available?
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-21 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, why else would I say it? [ Welcome. ]

Find an available bath. There are public ones and dealing with issues from barging in with or without payment is less problematic than being mauled by monsters immediately.

[ ......... okay fine ]

Do you need help in person?
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-21 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

(does he.)

This is a transparent attempt to get me injured. If I'm swimming in the ocean or otherwise undressed and ill-equipped in a public bath I'll be an easier target, is that what you think? Ridiculous.

Are you a witch?
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're not important enough to me for me to try to kill you. It doesn't matter who you are; if enough monsters decide to attack you at once you won't be able to fend them off. My suggestion is your best bet.

I'm not a witch, either, but my self-control is good.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-22 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard that before.

What sort of creature are you?
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1/2

[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... okay fair, actually. ]
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm preparing for certain eventualities.

(READ: YOU ATTACKING HIM.)
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-27 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Stop texting me and go wash yourself off before you get gored.

Battling your paranoia over text will take too long; that's now become wholly apparent.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-27 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
They can try.

(please gore me)

Do the baths cost anything or have opening/closing hours?
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-30 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I don't frequent them.

Surely someone that can effortlessly dodge a goring can sneak in undetected without paying.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-30 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you even reply to me?
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-05-30 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Typing practice.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-05-30 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's impractical for you, then stop typing.
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-06-03 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes no sense.

Besides, now I know your life could be in danger.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-06-03 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You can voice or video me instead, it makes more sense to me if you're bad at typing. Though you don't seem it, so I can't tell where your problem lies.

(the "typing practice" sass has grown legs and walked away from them.)

Regardless, my life being in danger isn't new. I'll be fine. I'd just rather not have to deal with the violence at this time.
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-06-04 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If I'm bad at it then I'm going to keep doing it until I'm good at it. I don't need a crutch.

I understand your perspective. The threats are new to you so you shouldn't underestimate them so casually, however, especially since knowing you could potentially die forces me to have some responsibility.

What's your status now?
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-06-04 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The same as it was 5 mins ago.

The last thing I want hanging over me is your responsibility. You're absolved.
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-06-08 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
As if it's so easy. I hold myself to a higher standard than whatever some stranger wants for me.

[ Be silent and allow me to care for you, worm. ]

Make some progress already. Do you need more information?
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-06-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'd sooner stop updating you on my situation.

What info? On pheromones?
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[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2020-06-13 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's just being petulant.

On anything. On what to watch out for, what to avoid, where to go, your surroundings. Be specific.
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[personal profile] dipolar 2020-06-13 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Or fielding someone too invested in what's going to happen to me.

(v suspect)

You're the one who offered info, you expect me to ask after specifics? Fine, tell me why no one's discovered what's going on here yet.
Edited (i wanted to continue them looking up) 2020-06-13 06:29 (UTC)