texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[stopfen]

You do
They just look like they need help

with their short legs









Hope?

[stopfen]

[...That's actually pretty clever. Also some dude just admitted to the holes so..]

I never knew dogs tunneled.

[usurpers]

It’s er
ric
eric

[spaghettimonster]

[His uncertain, guilty conscience will plague him regardless. He only ever remembers fragments of the full moons...]

WELL. MAYBE SOME DON'T! MAYBE MANY DON'T.

BUT I KEPT WANTING TO DIG HOLES... AND I COULD DECIDE TO DIG THE -SAME- HOLE. INSTEAD OF DIFFERENT ONES. IT JUST HAPPENED.

[stopfen]

who


I don't know anyone with that name

[usurpers]

it’s better not to believe me

[stopfen]

[??? Squints, for what purpose ]

Oh I get it.

You're just an ass.

[usurpers]

I’m a huge ass
the biggest one you’ve ever seen

[ HE’S NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC ]

[yesdoubt]

Like, I was hoping it'd be something weird and out there!!! ヽ(。_°)ノ
If you're turning into a monster then you should at least get the cool and mysterious powers along with it, right~~?

[stopfen]

I've not seen many dogs, they take a lot of time and money to keep fed.

I guess that means you did less damage to your garden. That doesn't solve my issue though. Rabbits I'm fine with, they were there first. People ruining my crop.

[stopfen]

That was an insult, not a compliment.

[Be more insulted!]

[stopfen]

I've been told that will happen. I've not noticed anything yet.

I'm not inclined to test it.

[yesdoubt]

But how will you know if you don't test it???
Sometimes it pays to live life on the edge a little .｡ﾟ+.ヽ| ゝ∀・*|ﾉ｡+.ﾟ

[futhark]

Oh come on. Look good at the bruises you got, you can figure out what kind of challenge it was used for.

[ He might be full of shit here— but hey Berserker not remembering means the story can be spun ]

[stopfen]

Volunteering?

[curruid_coinchenn]

judging by the way they're spread across my back, you or someone else tried to break it over me.

[tryhard]

i know. thanks saber

you're a lot nicer than i thought

[yesdoubt]

You can't just go straight to testing on a live subject!!
Have some sense of ethics!!! ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ⊃ω⊂ﾟ)ﾟ･｡

[stopfen]

I'll be there in half an hour







[Wait for it]









°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[yesdoubt]

[you can't sway him with your traitorous use of sparkles!!]

That's half an hour you just gave me to escape!!!
C= C= C= C= C= C= C= C= C= ┌(;・ω・)┘

[stopfen]

Oh you have somewhere else to sleep then?

[spaghettimonster]

THEY DO. SOMETIMES, WHEN THEY THINK THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH... SOME LIKE TO SNEAK IN PEOPLES' HOUSES. AND TAKE THEIR FOOD.

BUT! LET'S NOT KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT DOG! LET'S THINK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. OF GARDENS. AND HOLES.

THE HOLES... I THINK YOU COULD FILL THOSE IN. THERE'S DIRT EVERYWHERE. THE GARDEN... IS IT FENCED IN?

[stopfen]

There's no fence. But that won't stop it, if it's coming underneath.

I don't know if I can fill the whole tunnel either.

[spaghettimonster]

COULD YOU PUT A FENCE... UNDERGROUND?

AND THEN FILL THE HOLE, WITH THE DIRT FROM INSTALLING THE FENCE.

[arturiarex]

Did you think I would be crueler? Or more indifferent?

🦁

[ In retrospect, this is probably exactly what her people ended up thinking about her. ]