texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

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[spaghettimonster]

HMMM. IF THE LESSON WAS, 'DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WITH COOKING ENERGY'...

NOPE! BUT IT'S OKAY. SHE'S TOO BUSY FOR COOKING ANYMORE... AND I LEARNED THAT LESSON FRO SOMEONE ELSE.

DOES COOKING ALCHEMY TAKE CAREFUL MEASURING ALL THE TIME??

[quickwhip]

Probably better that we don't to be perfectly honest.

[futhark]

Fire is always an answer. It always has been. How many myths started with someone stealing the fire to give it to people and then boom, civilisation.

Setting things on fire is a long and sacred tradition.

[wylderrant]

And here I was already getting ready for a bar brawl...

text > voice

[escardos]

alright alright, listen to this!

[ flat switches over to voice really quickly, in order to give the fellow stranger a good try! there's the sound of a deep breath and then-- ]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your little group will never! catch me now!

[escardos]

the shed feathers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont mind the bite marks lol

[whomthebelltolls]

Yes. To secure peace, you need to fight for it first. Because many things will try to get in your way. Perhaps the fight will be unending, but... I'll keep trying.

Maybe then I can finally retire the way I wanted to the first time.

[cryptsleeper]

--I hope that you get that. Truly.

[enkidoh]

perhaps eating in is when you eat someone out behind closed doors.

i do not care. knowledge is knowledge, not?

[kuroi_taiyo]

Maybe?

What I meant is that I'm not really up to date on all these terms. So, I'm not really the best source of knowledge

[silentsavant]

And I am enlightened in more ways than one tonight.

Well. Good luck on your head hunt. It's the full moon. I'm sure monsters are more eager to jump to such a cause than usual.

[ Even a small part of him played with the idea! But his genitals are... uh. Kind of cryptic, now. And he's sure he would not be an ideal arbiter of blowjobs worthy enough for a king who has probably had many of them by now. ...Lord. This entire conversation is incredibly embarrassing. He's not sure how Waver is surviving it. ]

[futhark]

To commiserate, maybe? Or swap stories. You know, the usual small-talk.

Did you two go home, or should I worry about the state of the staff rooms?

[futhark]

The greatest mystery! Maybe I am just making sure we keep our minds sharp with great thought experiments. Or simply making a conversation.

So how did the Full Moon treat you?

[futhark]

[ Good thing he likes that kind of pain ]

I can't believe you still have any doubts. Frankly speaking, I'm almost insulted ;) [ He's not. See? Here is a mystical smiley face to prove that. ]

Anyway, I've noticed something curious about the placement of those "marks"—

[futhark]

My secret is that I'm hiding a whole stash in my basement. Because I'm so generous.

You could try and find it next time.

[ That's not how dignity works ]

[kuroi_taiyo]

A whole stash... From taking everyone else's dignity too?

I'll pass. It doesn't look good for a faun.

[ Do either of you even know what dignity is? ]

[boneofsword]

[Archer is still himself and has doubts and a whole workshop of murder and angst to deal with.]

Oh? Do share, you're making me curious.

[princessascended]

[That is frightening and she fears for the next house this person lives in. But clearly she isn't here so at least they're safe.]

Oh yeah. It's extremely specific. You put in too much or too little of something and who knows what might happen.

[Which isn't surprising since it's basically magic chemistry.]

[itsjiaheng]

it's true
you can totally fix this
it's very special

so you need like....
a pan
and some bread
and some CHEESE
because obvs that's important

[curruid_coinchenn]

can't help but give into your instincts, can you?

[whomthebelltolls]

Thank you.

In the meantime, I suppose there are other questionable things I will have to do to make this world a peaceful home for myself, but it's easier if you never get caught, is it not?

[kuroi_taiyo]

Especially when they start mixing...

[ He was so focused on one, he didn't even realize the other. ]

I don't even know when that one slipped in.

[cryptsleeper]

It always is~

[spaghettimonster]

STANDS TO REASON! WHY CALL IT GRILLED CHEESE IF THERE'S NO CHEESE?

FOR THAT MATTER, WHY IS THERE BREAD. IT'S NOT CALLED GRILLED CHEESE AND BREAD.

(I HAVE THE BREAD AND CHEESE AND PAN.)

[timenace]

Are you feeling ok?