texts from last full moon

[thejoyrider]

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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)

Comments

[wylderrant]

Ridiculously helpful. I know, I know.

emil västerström ☆ stand still. stay silent ☆ witch

[incinerating]

1. I need some buff guys to brush my hair and call me precious

2. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.

3. Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?

4. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe

5. or text him!

[kuroi_taiyo]

What, changed your mind on that? Should I just stick to biting and scratching you instead?

[courtintrigue]

Odd. I was thinking more along the lines of delusional.

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[blankpieces]

You work at a toy store. Was this necessary?

Everett Vaughan | Faun

[rollfordiplomacy]

1. Yes and no. Yes, that did happen. No, it didn't not happen.

2. Weird in a good way, huh? Like going to the gym drunk.

3. Well, I had a Porterhouse for Two alone. I am very angry and sleepy.

4. Speaking of baseball metaphors, I see that someone got to first base. Which is what I consider sex with a stranger.

5. Text him!

[incinerating]

You want me to steal stuffed unicorns from work?

[wylderrant]

I do appreciate that sharp tongue of yours.

[blankpieces]

You shouldn't have to steal anything at all.

[incinerating]

So what you're saying is my job comes with free stuffed unicorns as a perk.

[curruid_coinchenn]

yes, you should. you could always do more of those if you want to make up for the marks your hooves aren't leaving on me.

2

[tryhard]

That sounds like a recipe for puking right on the equipment.

4

[curruid_coinchenn]

don't you already do that?

[tryhard]

well I don't hear you complaining

[rollfordiplomacy]

That would be too drunk, lad.

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm not, you just don't usually text me about it first. why the formality?

2

[tryhard]

So did the French really invent "French kissing" and why is it called that anyway?

1

[curruid_coinchenn]

...that's just yes, it happened. there's no "no" needed in that explanation.

[tryhard]

I need to know if I'm getting better!

[ that doesn't... really answer his question but... ]

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[arturiarex]

Does one normally need magic to experience the heights of pleasure?

-Saber 🦁

[ She's not sure why Waver is texting her this, but sure. Let's... go with this. ]

[kuroi_taiyo]

The variety was so much fun, though... Ah, guess I'll have to live with it.

3.

[petcromancer]

What? Did you get stood up?

1/3

[tryhard]

[ oh shit he's drunk but not THAT drunk. as in, not drunk enough to blissfully pass out before he gets to the bottom of the message and the signature and--

UUUH. ]

ignore that

[petcromancer]

Right, that's right. That must be so disconcerting, having to accustom yourself to the weight, then suddenly to their absence.

[tryhard]

it wasn't for you!