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dagung2020-03-21 06:06 pm
thejoyrider) wrote in dagung2020-03-21 06:06 pm
texts from last full moon
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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)
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(use texts from the website, change them up to fit the situation or write your own!)
[To his mind, people who claim they're only driven by negative emotions - or only made of negativity - are lying to themselves. It's likely even true, in his world. But it may not apply elsewhere.]
OH, I ALWAYS DO. IT'S YOUR LOSS.
...FOR NOW! THE BAIT WILL BE HERE, WAITING FOR YOU. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY FOR IT.
OH, I ALWAYS DO. IT'S YOUR LOSS.
...FOR NOW! THE BAIT WILL BE HERE, WAITING FOR YOU. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY FOR IT.
[Hector needs to know NONE of this.]
The point is, if I could dog-walk this problem away, don't you think I would've done it already? You've seen Cezar's tiny legs. There's only so far the poor dog can walk.
The point is, if I could dog-walk this problem away, don't you think I would've done it already? You've seen Cezar's tiny legs. There's only so far the poor dog can walk.
[YOU BROUGHT IT UP BUDDY.]
Have you considered building a wagon for him to be pulled about in?
Have you considered building a wagon for him to be pulled about in?
1. I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
2. I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
3. Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
4. "I'm 20, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
5. text him!
2. I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
3. Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
4. "I'm 20, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
5. text him!
Then it's not an impulse buy, it's an investment in befriending some birds. A little bit of seed, a bird bath in the yard, and they'll be like pets that come and go.
Honestly, I'm impressed by your athleticism. Aren't cartwheels harder to manage with horns?
Look, I already built him a bed. there's a limit to my dog-related carpentry skills.
Oh, I hadn't realized!
...I can draw up a blueprint for you if you'd like.
...I can draw up a blueprint for you if you'd like.
[Have a picture of a pug sleeping on a tiny bed frame, with a pillow as a mattress and a 'sheet' made of handkerchiefs. Because Hector's not cruel, and Alucard needs to see it.]
If you want an excuse to see my dog, just say so. He doesn't need a
...
wait, could it look like a little chariot?
If you want an excuse to see my dog, just say so. He doesn't need a
...
wait, could it look like a little chariot?
You did a very nice job with it. He looks incredibly comfortable.
It could, yes. I could extend the platform so he can turn around or curl up.
It could, yes. I could extend the platform so he can turn around or curl up.
You seemed to like someone trying to step on you. Do they make more sense now?
[WELP, Hector can't be the asshole who denies his dog this completely normal and reasonable accommodation, can he?]
Leslie is to thank for the idea. Cezar still sleeps anywhere, but he seems to enjoy it when it occurs to him to use it.
And please write out the directions in a language I can read. Your father was constantly slipping up and sending us instructions in old, dead languages.
Leslie is to thank for the idea. Cezar still sleeps anywhere, but he seems to enjoy it when it occurs to him to use it.
And please write out the directions in a language I can read. Your father was constantly slipping up and sending us instructions in old, dead languages.
Most sex terms aren't that clear. This is far from the first thing to go on about on that list.
.........Yeah that sounds like him.
My Greek is passable. I'll send instructions in that and Wallachian, the latter for my own reference if I end up coming over to assist.
My Greek is passable. I'll send instructions in that and Wallachian, the latter for my own reference if I end up coming over to assist.
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