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the NEVER HAVE I EVER meme


Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Mikasa Ackerman | Attack on Titan

[stopfen]

Never have I ever...

...Been taller than 6 foot

[stopfen]

[foundfamilies]

[Leslie has been given juice for her participation. She is not, however, drinking from it and she does not look happy about this.]

One day, I will drink because of a never like this.

[Come on, delayed puberty, go for that 2+ foot growth spurt! We can do it!!

[stopfen]

...

[Headpats.


That's cute. But good luck with that...]

[foundfamilies]

I will.

[She’s not nearly so happy about these particular headpats, but she isn’t avoiding them, either.]

[stopfen]

You'll be taller than me then. Then I wouldn't be able to carry you.

[That's a big lie, she's carried Reiner and Eren enough times to know that's not true.]

[whomthebelltolls]

[This is just a personal attack at this point.

Drink.]

[stopfen]

[Look you're a big girl you can handle more alcohol than she could.

And she's bitter about not being one of the taller squad remembers anymore.]

[kuroi_taiyo]

I guess I'm lucky for only barely reaching it?

[ Why does it seem like you're trying to target someone in particular?) ]

[stopfen]

I used to be one of the tallest in my squad...Then the others grew.

[Like weeds, and then she was tiny]

[kuroi_taiyo]

Ah. One of those situations. Though it's not like it's something that can be controlled.

[ Well. Save for the turning into something bigger than a building. He doesn't know about that, though. It's fine. ]

[stopfen]

Some of the new recruits are taller than me now...

[She's 5'9 but.]

...Ate another person

[stopfen]

[kuroi_taiyo]

Are... You actually expecting someone to drink to this?

[stopfen]

I know people who have...

[kuroi_taiyo]

You know people that have that're here?

[stopfen]

...I've not met any here. But I knew [Give her a moment to count.]

Seven, from home.

[rightfoot]

I guess it depends on perspective here. If, say, you've eaten another animal and in your world animals are the equivalent of people - would this count as eating another person? Because if that's the case -

[ Really Louis. ]

Or do they need to be living when you do it to count?

[ ... Really?! ]

[stopfen]

....

[What is this?]

If you could talk with them then it'd count.

Living or dead is fine.

[Granted the ones she knew had been alive.]

[rightfoot]

In that case.

[ Okay, so he wasn't able to keep it down, but he still did it - so...long sip here we go. ]

[usurpers]

[ somewhere in a corner eren is just

]

[stopfen]

[Then there's her.

Too pissed to even realise her glass has been swapped with water. ]

...Heard of this game before now

[stopfen]

[cardtrick]

Really, you haven't?

[ Juice for ya girl here. ]

[stopfen]

No... It's strange.