IC Hot or Not Meme

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The IC Hot or Not Meme





❤ Comment with your character.
❤ Leave IC comments for other characters judging their hotness
❤ It doesn't just have to be looks some ppl have a beautiful personality ok
❤ Are they magically compelled to be honest? Lying super hard? Your call, my dudes.
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Comments

Toby Hamee | Animorphs

[horkbajir]

lbr to her all of you are weird-looking aliens and not hot at all

[fifty]

I think you look super cool! Aliens are always cool but you're, like, extra cool. [you go you funky little big californian alien]

[horkbajir]

Thank you.

...My tail could be thicker.

[fifty]

Is that a thing for your species? [America thinks it looks fine for a tail, but he has no actual frame of reference here.] Maybe you could do exercises. Do your muscles bulk up with exercise? That's how humans work.

[horkbajir]

It's just that I'm young. If I turn out like my parents, I'll be thicker and broader as an adult. Thicker tails are just... more grown up.

[fifty]

Ohh, I get you. I remember when I was a kid I wanted to get taller so bad. [...] Wait, so you're not an adult... How old are you?

[horkbajir]

[Pause.]

First, I need to tell you that I'm not human. I don't mature and age the way humans do. What would be unnatural to humans is normal for me.

[fifty]

[America is pretty sure at this point he's either going to get a really small number or a really big one. Unexpectedly big is more what he's used to.] Okay, got it. Then also how old is how old you are for your your species? [America hopes that sentence made sense.]

[horkbajir]

I've been here for about two months, so... I'm approximately twenty months old.

That's an intermediate stage between being a dependent child and an independent adult, but just how adult one my age is considered depends on personal maturity.

[fifty]

Whoa. [America is glad he got a warning here because otherwise he would have just assumed Toby was somehow the most eloquent toddler in the world.] You guys grow up fast.

[horkbajir]

It's how we were made.

[They also die young, but she decides it's better not to say that.]

[plasticasshole]

Your scales are a very pretty shade of green.

[That's not to say Connor thinks you're hot as such, but he doesn't believe in tearing people down usually.]

[horkbajir]

Thank you. They are more blue when I am nearly ready to shed.

[It's fine, she'd have to rate just about everyone on this meme as not hot between their lack of tails or blades, smashed faces, and childlike proportions.]

[halfheartedmagician]

Hmm... have you considered some colour? It might brighten you up a little.

[catasstrophy]

...

[It's a lizard. It's a giant lizard person.]

... The green... seems like good camouflage.