Basement Bonanza OOC Plotting!
Hello Aefers! Susan here, and I'm coming to you live with a Player Plot That will be going up This Friday, August 14th! This post will serve as both a run-down on it, an invitation for suggestions/questions, and as a plotting post for anyone who wants to get involved!
So, here's the tidbits!
HEY-EY-EY. I SAID HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
For a full year (and likely even before then), the basement of Animal House (Shinjiro, Louis, Fie, Minato, and their myriad of animals) has been sealed up and locked and they haven't bothered to deal with it. The rest of the house has been Weird enough. (This may or may not be one of the reasons Louis publically burned half the furniture back in January.) They've cleared all the hemlock and other varied poisonous plants from the garden and made things liveable.... but that basement, tho.
And so, finally cracking it open, they will be soliciting help from fellow mirrorbound to please come help clean out this basement.
....which wouldn't be a player plot if said basement wasn't cram-packed full of weird, enchanted things.
WHERE DO I STEP IN?
Mirrorbound will be asked in a network post to offer their aid to come out to help clear out the basement and be fed (there will be tons of free food, it's the only way Shinjiro knows how to bribe people). It will be a "show up when you feel like, do as much as you want, and please for the love of god keep whatever you want." FREE STUFF! WHO COULD HATE IT!
However, basically everything in the basement is cursed or enchanted in some way, ranging from the relatively benign to the "you better get a witch to work on that hex asap."
WOW GREAT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING GAMEBREAKING
ABSOLUTELY NO, FRIENDO! The limits for these magic items are:
-No Mind Control Bullshit
-No Dreamwalking Bullshit
-No Memory Alteration Bullshit
I've also been told that there won't be any hot deets on any main NPCS, so finding a pinup calender of Nessie is a no-go, but there can totally be scandalous details on minor or unnamed NPCs.
SO WHAT CAN I DO?
Really, this will mostly be sandbox style! However, for anyone stymied by indecision, or even just wanting to get something completely random, I will have the top thread in the log set aside for anyone who wants to be randomly assigned a find. This can go many ways! An example that came up while I was running the idea by people:
Yuff: i want elliot to find something musical instrument related. make it funny.
Me: A handcrafted Hurdygurdy, beautiful stained wood, but no matter how the user tries, the only tune that comes out is David Hasselhoff's Hooked on a Feeling (or the Aef equivilent thereof). Also it's a little sticky.
I'll also have a collection of possible finds/interactables noted in the exposition of the log, as well as the ability for people to just make up whatever they want. Do you want something to transmute you painfully and dramatically? That's cool, enjoy your body horror. Like any other transmutation in game it will gradually wear off, OR can be reversed by a skilled witch. Do you want something to make your character horny? Great. You can grow some (temporary) antlers. (Or go get fresh with someone in the corner, just please mark/warn any explicit content and don't make too much of a mess. people live here after all.)
Generally whatever is possible for a witch to learn or cast with magic is possible for an effect. Go crazy go nuts.
Just please don't kill anyone because then I gotta do paperwork for the mods. or like work it out with the mods yourself just DONT MAKE ME DO YOUR PAPERWORK FOR YOU!!!!
THIS IS TOO MUCH TO READ, I'M GONNA ASK A QUESTION IN THE COMMENTS
Go for it. I'll spontaneously make up an answer.
IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU DID (X, Y, Z)
I didn't even think of that! Let me know in the comments, so I can make this mini-event even better for the people who want to play in it!!
ALRIGHT, I'MMA PLOT WITH PEOPLE HERE!
Go ahead! Here's a nifty little form in case you wanna use it!
So, here's the tidbits!
HEY-EY-EY. I SAID HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
For a full year (and likely even before then), the basement of Animal House (Shinjiro, Louis, Fie, Minato, and their myriad of animals) has been sealed up and locked and they haven't bothered to deal with it. The rest of the house has been Weird enough. (This may or may not be one of the reasons Louis publically burned half the furniture back in January.) They've cleared all the hemlock and other varied poisonous plants from the garden and made things liveable.... but that basement, tho.
And so, finally cracking it open, they will be soliciting help from fellow mirrorbound to please come help clean out this basement.
....which wouldn't be a player plot if said basement wasn't cram-packed full of weird, enchanted things.
WHERE DO I STEP IN?
Mirrorbound will be asked in a network post to offer their aid to come out to help clear out the basement and be fed (there will be tons of free food, it's the only way Shinjiro knows how to bribe people). It will be a "show up when you feel like, do as much as you want, and please for the love of god keep whatever you want." FREE STUFF! WHO COULD HATE IT!
However, basically everything in the basement is cursed or enchanted in some way, ranging from the relatively benign to the "you better get a witch to work on that hex asap."
WOW GREAT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING GAMEBREAKING
ABSOLUTELY NO, FRIENDO! The limits for these magic items are:
-No Mind Control Bullshit
-No Dreamwalking Bullshit
-No Memory Alteration Bullshit
I've also been told that there won't be any hot deets on any main NPCS, so finding a pinup calender of Nessie is a no-go, but there can totally be scandalous details on minor or unnamed NPCs.
SO WHAT CAN I DO?
Really, this will mostly be sandbox style! However, for anyone stymied by indecision, or even just wanting to get something completely random, I will have the top thread in the log set aside for anyone who wants to be randomly assigned a find. This can go many ways! An example that came up while I was running the idea by people:
Yuff: i want elliot to find something musical instrument related. make it funny.
Me: A handcrafted Hurdygurdy, beautiful stained wood, but no matter how the user tries, the only tune that comes out is David Hasselhoff's Hooked on a Feeling (or the Aef equivilent thereof). Also it's a little sticky.
I'll also have a collection of possible finds/interactables noted in the exposition of the log, as well as the ability for people to just make up whatever they want. Do you want something to transmute you painfully and dramatically? That's cool, enjoy your body horror. Like any other transmutation in game it will gradually wear off, OR can be reversed by a skilled witch. Do you want something to make your character horny? Great. You can grow some (temporary) antlers. (Or go get fresh with someone in the corner, just please mark/warn any explicit content and don't make too much of a mess. people live here after all.)
Generally whatever is possible for a witch to learn or cast with magic is possible for an effect. Go crazy go nuts.
Just please don't kill anyone because then I gotta do paperwork for the mods. or like work it out with the mods yourself just DONT MAKE ME DO YOUR PAPERWORK FOR YOU!!!!
THIS IS TOO MUCH TO READ, I'M GONNA ASK A QUESTION IN THE COMMENTS
Go for it. I'll spontaneously make up an answer.
IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU DID (X, Y, Z)
I didn't even think of that! Let me know in the comments, so I can make this mini-event even better for the people who want to play in it!!
ALRIGHT, I'MMA PLOT WITH PEOPLE HERE!
Go ahead! Here's a nifty little form in case you wanna use it!

COMMENTS/QUESTIONS/SUGGESTIONS
Momo | IDOLiSH7
Character Name: Momo
I'm looking for: SO as usual I am very much here for forcing Momo to talk about shit he doesn't usually talk about in delightful ways because he's 2 cagey, so on the considerations table at the moment for me that everyone else can feel free to run wild with are:
-Something that creates an image of someone's perception of themselves/an aspect of themselves (I'm thinking maybe a lamp so it's initially cast as a "shadow" but then takes a more defined form), so for example if they think they're great and heroic then they'll look like a hero, but if they have more conflicted/monstrous ideas of themselves then those will come through instead. For Momo himself I'll be running with the "canon and then fandom ran to the ends of the earth with it" inner monster premise, specifically as a spoopy person-sized wolf
which may or may not be person sized because it's actually just furry feral momo in disguise, yes that's canon you're welcome-Cursed projector that projects your deepest embarrassing fantasies because sometimes you just have to embarrass the hell out of your character, both sfw and horny on main fantasies available
-I'm half tempted to do "radio that tunes into random conversations from your memories but there's no way to actually tell what it's going to land on or for how long" because I like memshare but we did memshare...so recently...discount nocontext snippets of memshare is also valid right
So that's my ideas but I'm also down for Momo ending up on the fringe of any darker hex/body horror stuff others might be dealing with! He's probably not quite experienced enough with counterspells to undo a complex curse/hex since his Abjuration main focuses have been shields and healing but he should at least know where to point people to for help in the Coven. Honestly I'm good with getting him involved with any sort of tone here because mood whiplash is not uncommon in his canon (shoutout to the time he and Yuki almost got murdered and then had to organise a party later that very same chapter, or the time he and Yuki interrogated a criminal over their kidnapped juniors while also designing him some cuter business cards...) and while my ideas have a lot of shenanigan potential I do very much want to dig into some of the bad stuff he hides which is likely to be more weighty (along self-hate, violence, impostor syndrome, previous psychosomatic issues, etc. lines), so feel free to let me know whether you'd prefer more lighthearted or heavier stuff in advance! I am here for them good CR developing opportunities.
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momo conquers one, thinks he's clear, then suddenly Part Two....
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Though I do think Mikasa needs to see something dumb of Momo's world. Something that isn't 'wtf are idols?' cause that tends to swing from dumb, but she is kinda concerned.
So cursed projector that shows embarrassing memories seems like a nice silly thing for it.
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But I'm fine with silly memory or fantasy.
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But that works for me if you're fine with either option! I'll have open prompts for both the projector and radio most likely, so you can pick whichever one appeals more when the post goes up.
Prompto Argentum | FF15
Character Name: Prompto Argentum
I'm looking for: SHENANIGANS I love shenanigans, I am here for Prompto to get roped into everyone else's shenangians but also get into some of his own
-hilariously clingy magical items are always a win
-"choosy magical artifacts" but the artifact is something dumb
-being who I am, I am also partial to Magical (Maybe Musical) Furniture
Wataru Kurenai | Kamen Rider Kiva
Character Name: Wataru Kurenai
I'm looking for: Funny shenanigans! Wataru is pretty passive in nature despite him making big progress as far as his social life goes. So he'll either decide himself to help out or a friend ropes him in knowing he'll do whatever possible to help others. It'd be nice to find new friends and companions of misfortune to form CR with!
As for the objects, I would love to get him anything musical or something related to animals - either bats or dogs. Nothing too horrifying though, he needs to be in more situations where he's completely at loss and strays away from his usually serious predisposition.
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Character Name: Geralt
I'm looking for:
- lighthearted shenanigans! geralt's had a rough month so amusing & non traumatizing enchantments would be great
- planning on having geralt suffer something annoying (like flowers growing in his hair or his fingers are just perpetually sticky for awhile); if anyone is prone to making fun of him, have at it
- anyone who needs his assistance with their own objects
- exception to lighthearted things is if your character was attacked by him and you want to follow up while he's mildly cursed, that's totally fine!
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(Also if you want him to be less embarrassed, she could end up needing his assistance if she gets caught up in something. I haven't thought through the options for this event enough yet to give any solid suggestions, but I can say it'd be a lighthearted rescue, because I know the city is at risk of being burned to the ground if Leslie gets actually injured.)
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Goro Akechi | Persona 5
Character Name: Goro Akechi
I'm looking for: I'm mostly looking for some lighthearted threads this time around! Fun, silly things for building or establishing friendly CR, though maybe some hard feelings and rivalries can emerge as well. Some artifacts that I've got in mind are...
- Mirror that insults your appearance and gives you bad fashion advice
- Gramophone/radio that plays any song you ask for with perfect clarity, but every seventh note is jarringly out of tune
- A speaking, heart-patterned teddy bear that tries to convince you to hook up with the nearest person
- A magic 8-ball that exclusively predicts minor misfortune for other people in the room, and implies that the person asking the questions will be at fault
Akechi is also unlikely to keep any of these, so if your character would want them then feel free to claim one!
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I'm most likely gonna post a top level once the event goes up, so I can ping you with my starter once I do! Or I can tag into yours if you prefer. Whichever's easier for you, honestly!
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Character Name: Yoosung Kim
I'm looking for: Yoosung would likely be hunting for cooking utensils or appliances of some kind, although a musical instrument might catch his eye on the way there since faun instincts and all. Or something like a game (board game maybe?) The effects can be a ~surprise~ ... I'm down for anything be they funny, scary or horny. Which is to say I'm probs gonna rando it, but if anyone has ideas for something they want to play with me, please feel free to hmu~~
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fie claussell ❀ trails of cold steel
Character Name: Fie Claussell
I'm looking for: Well, Fie lives here too, so she's gonna be around the entire time. If you wanna really randomize anything, she would easily just wander over and hand your character something. Whether you want something made up or just an excuse for your character to get a thing they wouldn't normally, let me know, I'm happy to play along!
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Character Name: Shinjiro Aragaki
I'm looking for: SHINJI'S GONNA BE FEEDING PEOPLE I GUESS. He'll wander down to help every so often, but after being one of the first people to go down there and realize it's FULL OF WILD THINGS, he's not in any hurry to really go get himself cursed. But you know people will probably need rescuring every so often.
(If he were smarter, he'd think about having a check in/check out. If people don't surface within a certain amount of time, someone should go find them. But he isn't so he won't.)
THAT SAID I am happy to be wherever people want me! I'm gonna try to top level with some generic starters, but please let me know if you'd like a custom one, OR if you'd like me to tag you! I'm happy to do whatever.
I'm mostly seeking chill, fun stuff, but I have absolutely no problem with body horror or anything darker.
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Thank you for this dumb btw
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AND YOU'RE WELCOME it's been so fun to plan and prepare for...... I'm so excited to give people wild shit.......
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I kinda want to find more cursed content for it. But tragically most the things I see that are cursed probably wouldn't work.
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Character Name: Louis ( the vore deer, fyi )
I'm looking for: Louis one of the Animal House residents so he's here to help find things.
He's here for silly shenaningans, noisy toys, and anything that slightly trolls and messes around. Nothing too serious for him, though. I haven't fully decided here, but he'll keep a few of dispelled trinkets for himself.
He's also happy to help anyone get their new items out of the house, help dispel less serious hexes, deliver food and drink.
He's here for nonsense and laughter.
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carnivoredeer.jpg here
anyway i guess this is a shitpost i'm real tired kj
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Character Name: Elliot Craig
I'm looking for: That example you used seems pretty dope think i'll just take that
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Time to turn Jusis's old room into a museum for bizarre instruments.
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especially the one that is broken and accidentally works in reverse. You have to breathe in through the brass instrument, rather than out.
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my NAME is GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA- It's Res.Character Name: Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower, apprentice of the First Hunter Gehrman, noble and knight of Cainhurst Castle, member of the covenant of the Vilebloods, scholar of Byrgenwerth College, caretaker and researcher of the Healing Church's Research Hall
I'm looking for: Let's do a bit of a calm before the storm here, since the end of Maria's month is going to be a shitshow. The memshare was kind of the catalyst for all of this horrible spiraling Maria's been doing lately, so stuff echoing that might not be for the best, but I am down for other mildly cursed objects! But I'm talking objects that make it sound like Living La Vida Loca is playing on repeat in the background as long as you hold it, and a doll that was supposed to emulate a standup comedian but just tells the same three yo mama jokes, and stuff that transmutes weapons temporarily into foam nerf-like weapons. That sort of thing.
Mild body horror is okay, but anything more than that is just... Beasthood, and she really doesn't need the callback at the moment, pls and thank.
(Though now that I'm looking at the icon I got for randomization, and I think it'd be funny if something just made it look like she was T-posing and floating around, like the video game character she is with none of her animations loaded in. Or her sitting slumped in her fancy chair. Still talking and interacting with things, but everything about the actual animations is broken. Meta, but funny.)
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Character Name: Minato Arisato and Yosuke Hanamura
I'm looking for: For Minato he’s just here for the food. So, he’ll likely just be eating and watching. He has no desire to touch things he doesn’t know how to dispel or dehex just yet because he’s still kinda useless right now. That being said, I’m all for him being dragged into dumb shenanigans anyway. No body horror though, mostly looking for humor rather than anything super serious right now!
For Yosuke, he’s not sure what he’s getting into but unlike Minato, he’s equipped to at least dispel and stuff (still a beginner but at least he has an idea on what to do lol). He’s mostly there to see if there’s anything he could use for his own witchcraft learning and/or maybe something to help his partner out who BY THE WAY is going to be with him although they’ll split off upon arrival to peruse and browse. Just make sure his chimera boyfriend doesn’t eat too many random things???? In any case, same thing applies in that no body horror and such. Shenanigans are the name of the game this month!
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Character Name: Howl
I'm looking for: UMMM I love this idea and I want Howl in on it at all costs. As far as tone goes, I'm down for PRETTY MUCH anything, including things that would humiliate him lol. Howl really loves knick-knacks and toys, and he's looking for magical items that could be of use to him in the future when he establishes his own business in Aefenglom, but beyond that, I have no particular ideas for magic items at the moment. So if you've got a spark of inspiration, I'm most likely down for it :^D
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Character Name: Irhya Pendhula
I'm looking for: Irhya would be looking for things she can fix up or tools of any kind, primarily, but she's the "I want all of it, if only I had room for it" type, so she'll be very easy to please. Things that have practical uses are most appreciated, though she will definitely be on the lookout for cursed horny objects that she deems interesting. You know, just in case.
As for tone, silly and embarrassing is tops. She'll probably be doing a lot of trolling, but she's not impervious to it if you know how to hit her right. Flirting is not out of the question, either, depending on circumstances -- and I assure you whatever she's got will put a wrench right into that one way or another.
She, uh... may be prone to putting things in her mouth, though. It seems to be the Warrior of Light way... unfortunately.
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Character Name: Lorenz Hellman Gloucester
I'm looking for: Something funny, preferably writing or musical related. Lorenz is a rather tall, very purple noble (and Grape Faun) who, for as ostentatious and over the top he is in every respect to his person, is actually very self-aware and even shy regarding his artistic skills. He has some skill with instruments and is a talented poet, but he treats these as if they're deep, dark secrets to be locked away.
It might be funny to play off of them.
Or, just hit me with something thematic. I'm also always down for the Rule of Funny being extensively employed.
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I can't think of an item that fits for him though. Maybe a pen that writes normally. Then auto corrects to naughty words once the writer looks away...But that seems mean if he's shy about it.
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Character Name: Mikasa Ackerman
I'm looking for: I'm looking for funny things and items. I am here to shitpost...Mikasa's had a bit of a heavy last two months with the whole learning more about the canon situation. So she's looking for a nice, chill job to do.
I wouldn't mind some serious though. I'm just not sure how to work that in and with the current heatwave my brain might be a bit too cooked to manage it.
Items
tbh...not sure what I want Mika to get out of doing this...maybe one of these.
For things she might find for dumb reasons, masks that stick and move along with the wearer's face. Can be either dumb or uncanny valley types.
Defo not saying this so people can make jokes about someoneAnd these
Also sporty things. In an old event people got her interested in the sport games so I kinda want to do a thing with that
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Character Name: Thancred Waters
I'm looking for: In general probably more lighthearted shenanigans? Music and wordplay are the first things coming to mind…. But I'm kind of inclined towards trying to poke more at other transformations too! There are sirens in XIV so that's something I wonder about poking now and again.