the one meme to rule them all

IC HOT OR NOT
Through some miraculous meme happening, characters in the game will have 1-5 photos of themselves uploaded onto some imageboard type gallery on the Watches. Even you, serious characters who wouldn't usually involve themselves with these kinds of shenanigans. Especially you.
1. Post your character, with some pics! For the sake of folks with slow connections or on mobile, please only embed one and then link the rest underneath, or just link all of them if you prefer! And, of course, if you're linking anything spicy, make sure it's marked appropriately.
2. Characters rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary/shitposting/what have you, that's clearly what the Watches are for.
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, talk shit. It's all good.
4. Younger characters can substitute with something like cute or not if you still want in for some general fun shenanigans.
5. For the sake of keeping the meme a reasonable size, fourthwallers are welcome to rate, but please do not toplevel!

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In the meantime, I'll say that fellow your with is lucky to have your company.
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My brother is a skilled cultivator. Available. ( to spar? marry????? who knows. )
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My mistake. [ How do you recover from a stumble like that? ]
I'll make a note of it. [ Nailed it. ]
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He is known as Zewu-jun, leader of the Gusulan clan. Diligent. Virtuous. Amicable. ( are you sold yet?? he may or may not be trying to find a suitable partner for his brother. )
Your area of expertise?
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Though all of that's formality that I'm not terribly fond of. [ a laugh ] I am a warrior. That's all that matters.
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Well met. I am Lan Wangji.
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If my name troubles your tongue, you can simply call me 'Shadow', too.
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You may call me Wangji, and I will refer to you as your preferred title.