Forced Honesty Meme

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Forced Honesty Meme

was there something in that tea? spell gone awry? either way you suddenly feel the need
to tell everyone everything you never wanted to admit!

• post your characters
• reply to other characters with questions or confessions!
• spill the tea

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[coherer]

(MALIA'S GOT SCREWS LOOSE, HONEY.)

"It was good for a minute," dude... don't you think getting laid in a-a– that place is a little...? Weird? Maybe off-colour?

[mensrea]

Listen, I wasn't really in a great state of mind. I didn't want to be alone.

[ So when Malia came on to him...he was surprised, sure, but didn't think to question it. ]

Anyway, YOU'RE the one who asked about weird locations.

[coherer]

Yeah, that you jacked off in.

(WEIRDLY JUST WANTS TO HUG HIM. NO HOMO.)

You're really okay with that? I guess you'd have to be, or accept that somehow, but... don't you wanna' have that experience somewhere nice? And comfortable?

[mensrea]

[ A bright laugh. ]

Don't worry, dude. I've had "that experience" elsewhere and often. Girlfriend, remember? It was just the first time that was...y'know. Weird, I guess. But even saying that, it doesn't make the top two hundred list of weird shit in my life. So, yeah. I'm okay with it.

[coherer]

(well, okay then. fine... topic shelved. for now!!!)

Right, right, "look on my kill count, ye mighty, and despair"! Don't get braggy, it's sooo not a good look for you.

[mensrea]

What? C'mon, Jonas. It wasn't like that.

[ "Kill count"... There's actually a part of him that gets offended on Malia's behalf at the prospect. ]

I was in a serious relationship. That's all I'm saying.

[coherer]

Man, all my relationships sucked.

(WHINES)

I miss going on innocuous dates. Like, with no expectations. Think I should ask someone out?

[mensrea]

No.

[ Oof, there's that forced honesty biting him in the ass before he can come up with a reasonable excuse why. ]

Uh. Maybe you should just focus on you. Or your friends. [ On Stiles! ] Don't get mixed up with the people here, Jonas. Do you know how many animals mate for life? If you date a Monster, it's like...wow, you're married now! [ A nervous chuckle. ] O-or...something.

[coherer]

(WOW, NICE ONE.)

Dude!

Telling me not to get "mixed up" with other Mirrorbound, or, like, some of the natives is kinda' impossible. Since, y'know, I'm Homer Simpson stuck at the power plant forever. With the sign, remember? (laughs at his own joke, god, nailed it.) Dating is harmless. And a normal, Earth-y thing to do. Doesn't mean I'm gonna' mate for life!

[mensrea]

[ Dejectedly: ] Yeah, I remember.

[ On one hand, he doesn't want to be an ass and discourage his friend from doing normal, fun teenage things. On the other hand... ]

How about I go on a date with you? A bro-date!

[ Nailed it. ]

[coherer]

Oh, don't get down on me now. I... kinda' really like it here, actually. (BESIDES... YOU KNOW, THE LACK OF TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS. NEED SPOTIFY NOW...) I'm way cooler now than I was back home, and I actually have bros to go on dates with.

And all that to say that I'd be honoured.

(heh heh, this plan is working. damn, so good.)

Where to?

[mensrea]

[ Wait, who are the other dateable bros. DOES HE HAVE COMPETITION? Time to pour some laxatives in their coffee... ]

Nothing but the best for my bro. You wanna go sailing? I heard they're offering to take people out on short day trips when the weather is nice.

[ heh heh, all according to plan ]

But dude, with or without magic you're cool. I think you're awesome. Seriously.

[coherer]

Oh, seriously? (lighting up like a fucking beacon. sailing. sailing!) I've never done that in my life, can we? Man, I gotta' make sure I got enough money... maybe we can fish off the side, or something.

(hand on his hat, ruffling the hair beneath. a compliment, too? ooooo.)

And thanks, I– well, you kinda' have to be honest, so that's pretty cool you really think that. You're... you're cool, too. Like, nerdy shit's in now.

[mensrea]

[ Score. Seems like sailing was a decent idea. ]

So long as you'll hook my worm for me, I'll try fishing.

[ "Nerdy shit's in now." Well, at least it's something. ]

Thanks, dude, [ dry as bone. ] And here I thought I was coming out of the nerd phase. You should have seen me a few years ago...

[coherer]

It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle. It's okay if you enjoy reading textbooks for fun, or whatever.

(yeah, we teasin' now.)

I'll support you. And bait your hook. (hand on chest, so benevolent.)

[mensrea]

Listen, I read scientific journal articles for fun. Not textbooks. That's too elementary for me.

[ Meeting that playful mood tit for tat. ]

Oh, Mr. Ward... Would you say...you're a master bait hooker?

[ Can you hear his eyebrows waggling suggestively. ]

[coherer]

...

...

... no.

(HAS TO ANSWER HONESTLY, LOOKS DEJECTED.)

I'm neither of those things. Is this gonna' turn into another "daddy" convo?

[mensrea]

[ A dejected best friend? This won't stand. ]

Maybe we can turn it into a sexy teacher roleplay instead. I'll help you figure it out.

[ Ha ha ha, this is totally the kind of thing best friends heterosexually joke about, right??? Right. ]

Would you like that, Mr. Ward? [ Literally forgetting the forced honesty, this is all just a silly joke! Ha ha! ]

1/4

[coherer]

2/4

[coherer]

3/4

[coherer]

... I-I, uh...

(fuck, fuck, fuck.)

Yeah. I mean–

4/4

[coherer]

(KILL ME, LORD. SMITE ME, NOW.)

But, like, how would that be interesting for you, though? It's not like you'd fail any classes, brainiac, so you wouldn't even need extra help. Talk to me when you get like a B-minus and cry about it.

[mensrea]

[ “Yeah.” Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit, his body is way too interested in that response. Give him a moment while he knocks back a glass of water. Is it hot in here? It’s hot in here. Someone OPEN A WINDOW goddammit. ]

I’m not a straight-A student, dude. I get Bs and the occasional C.

[ School just isn’t interesting enough to hold his attention. It doesn’t help how little time he’s had to spend studying given the terrifying amount of supernatural activity in Beacon Hills. ]

This brainiac will play teacher. You’d look better in a uniform than I would, anyway.

[coherer]

(JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

So, what is this? A private school? Why do I gotta' wear a uniform?

(unless... oh, pay back time.)

Unless– huh. Unless that's what you're into. But that couldn't be it, could it?

[mensrea]

It could be. Uniforms are hot, don't judge!

[ It wasn't something he was into until after playing the Devenford Prep lacrosse team and seeing Brett Talbot in uniform. So sue him. ]

Are you angling for a detention already, Mr. Ward?

[ When in doubt, double down. ]