petcromancer: (collapsed)
Hector ([personal profile] petcromancer) wrote in [community profile] dagung 2020-03-22 12:11 am (UTC)

[...is Alucard honestly telling him to pet-sit his boner away??? This explains so much about them and it is infinitely depressing.]

I am going to say this as delicately as possible. You need to get laid.

[You have two very buff allies who actually like your personality, and you look like a damn vampire Adonis, this should not be beyond you!]

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