"Bed, Wed, Behead" Meme!

[rollfordiplomacy]

Bed, Wed, Behead- IC meme!


1. Post a top level with your character(s).
2. Respond to other people's top levels with (3) characters names. (Can be ICly asked or not.)
3. Respond to the three names with your character's IC choices for each; Wed, Bed, or Behead. Justify each answer! In as little or as much detail as is amusing.
4. Indulge in IC/OOC reactions to the choices and rationalizing. Threadjacking very much encouraged!

Comments

[rollfordiplomacy]

Let's go with...

Everett, Yuya, Vanitas

[kivatteru]

Bed: Everett
Wed: Yuya
Behead: Vanitas (SORRY BUD)

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[rollfordiplomacy]

Ooh, how flattering! [The whole point of this is to tease people, the Springtide Way]

Wouldn't a marry a man twice your age, lad? And you already know I can cook, tsk tsk!

[kivatteru]

The other two alternatives were much worse... I would do neither of those things to him. [ Still too young! ]

Are you saying you would have preferred me marrying you...?

[rollfordiplomacy]

I believe I could be a fine husband! Well mannered, affectionate, somewhat responsible even.

[a pause, for drama]

Though, I can be all those things in bed, too. [zing]

[kivatteru]

[ He... blushes at that! Wow!!! ]

I would believe your claims about being a good husband, but... if I have to be honest, I'm not sure beyond that.

[ And he refrains to say more, because he might sound ridiculous as a virgin! ]

[rollfordiplomacy]

[Okay, that would really make him laugh, going on with mockish outrage!]

Now you offend me, lad! Or you underestimate my good manner, in all things I get up to.

[kivatteru]

Oh? I didn't mean to. It was a honest consideration, since...

[ He trails off, looking away from Everett as his cheeks turn scarlett. ]

I never... experienced that? [ With him. ]

[rollfordiplomacy]

... Oh. Oh!

Oh.

... ....... I would be more surprised, but even I mistook your age for far younger. [he can't really blame people not hitting on this cute boy, he does have such an ambiguous look to him, probably makes the more cautious person nervous to pursue]

[kivatteru]

It is probably a good thing you asked my age then, before something far more awkward happened...

[ Thankfully no one has done the mistake of not taking him seriously because of his face. Yet. ]

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[hippocarnival]

I appreciate not being beheaded instead for being fourteen.

[kivatteru]

The other two options were just... much worse, so I picked that one. I hope that didn't make you feel weird.

[hippocarnival]

I'd rather be wed than dead! [Isn't this his philosophy about bonding, too....]

[kivatteru]

[ A chuckle. ] Hah, I suppose... at the very least, marriage can be kept pure for a long time if we wish so. Either bed or behead... don't give the same chance.