No, nothing of the sort. For one thing, our courts do not order executions for crimes against fashion, much as some might be justified.

[that's a joke, at least.]

It's more that... I can't imagine you... at a party, a glass of wine in hand... or else dancing with unwedded beauties... I mean, perhaps I've misjudged you, but you seem to have a fair amount of madcap energy that would have to be restrained.