Oh no, she looks so cute in that slightly evil way that I so love.

This is Wind here! With my dumb vampire Mary. Sorry I didn't get to your tdm threads. Last week was, um. Something else. But Mary here can relate to years of isolation and will happily teach her things he just learned about the world a whopping five minutes ago! In exchange, please get him into ALL of the trouble. Mary is the masochistic sap you're looking for.