[Would it kill you to be patient?]

Alright, Bartholomew.

[That seems like an appropriately knightly name. They can call him Barty for short.]

You can call me Bailey, if you want. [Their ears flick up, and they tilt their head as they watch the worm. It doesn't seem like a very good choice of mount, with how slow it is.] I'm a therapist, previously residing in New Lodgins, and I like cats more than dogs.

[Oh boy.]