[She's not letting go just yet. Her pace is brisk but even. Let it be known, universe, that she is not running. You're running. Your mom is running. Your face is running.]
Fifteen of you laid end to end would be almost as long as the snake that's in there. You nearly poked it right in the eye with your little javelin. You should be very grateful that I was there.
[And actually almost tripped over said giant snake, which is how she saw it in the first place . . . this forest stinks.]
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[She's not letting go just yet. Her pace is brisk but even. Let it be known, universe, that she is not running. You're running. Your mom is running. Your face is running.]
Fifteen of you laid end to end would be almost as long as the snake that's in there. You nearly poked it right in the eye with your little javelin. You should be very grateful that I was there.
[And actually almost tripped over said giant snake, which is how she saw it in the first place . . . this forest stinks.]
What were you trying to do?